Football game analyzed by a blonde….
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: “Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!” HELLO!! It’s only 25 cents! I hate to think what they’d do if it was a whole dollar!
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: “Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!” HELLO!! It’s only 25 cents! I hate to think what they’d do if it was a whole dollar!
