faked orgasm...

[SVT_driv3r]

ok people... this time the role was reversed.... I faked the orgasm and not the chick. I had to fake it because i was friggen exhausted as hell because it was going on for over an hour... and she already had came twice. so im like forget this i just faked it and said "wow that was great ill call you sometime soon" and left. so my question to people is (How many guys have faked orgasms) and yes it is possible if your wearing a condom... so dont be like how is that possible?

 

[UCBeau]

never had to...i guess the ones i bone are pretty damn good.

 

[Tuyo]

never had to...i guess the ones i bone are pretty damn good.

YEAH. Same here.

 

[Black3KGT]

I have done it a few times. Mostly when I am drunk and cant go or I am wearing a tight condom and lose too much sensation but this is only during sex with someone who is not my g/f cuz if its my g/f I dont care enough and I will take however long I need to. I thought about faking one last night but I managed to come out of everything with optimal fulfillment haha...I'm spent.

 

[bbp42d]

ok people... this time the role was reversed.... I faked the orgasm and not the chick. I had to fake it because i was friggen exhausted as hell because it was going on for over an hour... and she already had came twice. so im like forget this i just faked it and said "wow that was great ill call you sometime soon" and left. so my question to people is (How many guys have faked orgasms) and yes it is possible if your wearing a condom... so dont be like how is that possible?

you have problems dude....... you mean you really did that .....wow :bs:



and no it is visible when guys do i mean i leave a big mess.










anyone else? or is it just me?





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[SVT_driv3r]

wtf? i dont have problems... i just wasnt feelin it last night, maybe condom was too tight because i usually have NO problems. plus i was tired to begin with

 

[99cobrablack]

you know why women fake orgasms??? they think men care.

 

[SVT_driv3r]

^^^ Lol

 

[Black3KGT]

lol BBP is taking this thread all personal and shit... YES NO SHIT of course u gotta b wearing a rubber when u fake one... well I do cuz I have never had a prob going without the condom... so I only fake with it on that way they dont know. So unless the girl is on BC and their is somin wrong with your wanky would you ever fake without a condom. I have only done it 3-5 times ever due to drunkenness and sensation loss due to condom.

 

[02YZ125]

When Im too tired or drunk/high to nut, I just roll over!

 

[sonicblue2003]

if its to tight take it off and then u r ready pull out and blow ur load on her. **** it have to get ur nut. even if im tired and drunk I can still always have sex

 

[SVT_driv3r]

lol i can now sense this thread is going to go "nuts" so to speak LOL

 

[Black3KGT]

if its to tight take it off and then u r ready pull out and blow ur load on her. **** it have to get ur nut. even if im tired and drunk I can still always have sex

well uh I dont know if u realized but their are such things known as STDs that can be pretty scary for someone waxing a girl they dont know... things such as the infamous Herp or the Gon... those things... they are not good things and can hurt/maim/eve kill a penis. Some of the girls I have slammed, especially while wearing beer goggles, were not quite how should I say up to par with standard humping prerequisites and therefore I chose to leave that piece of rubber on my wang b/c it protects me... so I faked a few no biggie. :rolling:

 

[Bass]

been there faked that. it's no big deal but you gotta go flogg the dolphin afterwards. wahtever it takes. pull your best girl out of your spank bank and make it happen because blue balls are no joke.

 

[LocoGT]

YEAH. Same here.

Here too

 

[Black3KGT]

been there faked that. it's no big deal but you gotta go flogg the dolphin afterwards. wahtever it takes. pull your best girl out of your spank bank and make it happen because blue balls are no joke.

Blue balls rape me.... havent hadem in a long time but still remember it enough to heed the warning.

 

[flyn high again]

In my drinking/bar hopping days, I would sometimes end up in bed with a woman who either was no good at sex or liked to do things that I didn't. Faking it was an easy way out. Didn't happen often, though. I can put up with a lot if I'm in the middle of a sexual experience. LOL!

Hey, you guys ever run into an old aquaintance/GF and not remember if you've had sex with her? :shrug:

 

[Bass]

Blue balls rape me.... havent hadem in a long time but still remember it enough to heed the warning.

honestly it is agonizing. like i said whatever it takes.

oh and i laugh my ass off at these people who are like " the girls i bang are so hot i would never have to" i really feel that you haven't had enough sex to n ut every to you bang. none of you have ever bagged a girl that was hot but aweful in bed. or ever been too drunk too ****?

 

[Bass]

In my drinking/bar hopping days, I would sometimes end up in bed with a woman who either was no good at sex or liked to do things that I didn't. Faking it was an easy way out. Didn't happen often, though. I can put up with a lot if I'm in the middle of a sexual experience. LOL!

Hey, you guys ever run into an old aquaintance/GF and not remember if you've had sex with her? :shrug:

hell yeah i used to work at a night club. and my nick name is bass like the beer. needless to say you don't meet too many people covered in tattoos named bass. so girls would come up like hey and i would have no clue :shrug: and some of them i really hoped i did nothing with.

 

[Natec]

LOL you guys are rediculous... what the hell... are your women laying there like dead fish? Slap that ass put some kink in her... i never had a problem getten off... too tell you the truth... maybe some of you masturbate to much.. It makes you selfish and more likely not to get aroused... Lol sorry i thought this was hilarious... just never heard anything like it! :lol: