Fake names you've used in clubs/bars/social outings.

moddestmike

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1. Community College Chris
2. Gode Eper
3. Tom Hanks (No shit, it worked on a chick from Portugal and I'm black.)
 

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I use any name except my own if I am trying to get rid of someone. I used to feel bad being a bitch when I would go out even though 99% of the time I wasn't interested.
 

SVTullio

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If I meet a hot chick that I want to pursue, I use my real name...


But if I have to give my name to someone who has to say it back, (Like waiting at a restaurant for a table, or some place where they call your name) I always say Mike, (my brothers name)

My name is Tullio, very Italian name, and people are always messing that sh*t up. Julio? Antonio? No dammit!!!

dont even get me started on my last name...
 

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I don't think I've ever given a fake name to anyone. I probably should start though because like SVTullio, I'm Italian and everyone screws up my first and especially my last name.
 

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I'll use the name Davi Millsaps if i don't want to give my real name. It works most of the time, the average person doesn't know he's a professional mx racer lol.
 

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Mark Davis... nobody questions it ever.

I don't use fake names as a rule, but it's fun when buddies bring a new person into the group. You get the "WTF are you saying" look followed by everyone else trying to keep a straight face.
 

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I guess it is fake yet not. My real name is Jonathan but all of my friends call me Bobby [Wooten] so the majority of people that I meet while I'm out never know my real name.
 

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A friend of mine had a girl come up to him and say her name was "Bentley, like the car". So he says well my name's Ferrari Maserati. She left soon after.
 

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I guess it is fake yet not. My real name is Jonathan but all of my friends call me Bobby [Wooten] so the majority of people that I meet while I'm out never know my real name.

Funny story about something like this, I have a friend from college named Grant (he was named after US Grant) and we gave everyone nicknames in my group of friends. So he became Robert E Lee. Well that is sort of cumbersome so everyone shortened it to Bobby. Now that's ALL people call him, Bobby. Sometimes I even forget his real name is Grant. It certainly confuses the shit outta people that just met him, or his friends that are outside my group of friends.
 

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If I meet a hot chick that I want to pursue, I use my real name...


But if I have to give my name to someone who has to say it back, (Like waiting at a restaurant for a table, or some place where they call your name) I always say Mike, (my brothers name)

My name is Tullio, very Italian name, and people are always messing that sh*t up. Julio? Antonio? No dammit!!!

dont even get me started on my last name...


I don't think I've ever given a fake name to anyone. I probably should start though because like SVTullio, I'm Italian and everyone screws up my first and especially my last name.

+1000

Stupid figlii di puttana.
 

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Funny story about something like this, I have a friend from college named Grant (he was named after US Grant) and we gave everyone nicknames in my group of friends. So he became Robert E Lee. Well that is sort of cumbersome so everyone shortened it to Bobby. Now that's ALL people call him, Bobby. Sometimes I even forget his real name is Grant. It certainly confuses the shit outta people that just met him, or his friends that are outside my group of friends.

I remember when I first got Facebook [Fall '03 as a Freshman] and started to add people. I got a lot of messages from confused people.

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