Facebook Confessions: Why I Suck Dick *Language warning for work*

[megameGT500]

 

[Slo3kgtVtr]

Just think.....someday some douche will look into her eyes passionately with a throbbing boner and kiss her like shes a virgin. Then will fall madly in love with her as she says "you're only my fifth". SMH

 

[afro]

In general, we should support healthy addictions such as these.

-fro

 

[Blk04L]

Just think.....someday some douche will look into her eyes passionately with a throbbing boner and kiss her like shes a virgin. Then will fall madly in love with her as she says "you're only my fifth one today". SMH

Fixed

 

[Slo3kgtVtr]

Fixed

epper::banana: Lol

 

[MACHXLR8]

I'd giver her the Bizmark

 

[Competition]

Our future is so ****ed.