Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
Why is abbreviated such a long word
Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box on airplanes. Why can’t they make the whole plane out of that?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
AND ONLY IN AMERICA...
Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
Are there handicap spaces in front of a skating rink.
Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions filled, while healthy people get cigarettes at the front.
Do people order double cheeseburgers and a diet coke.
Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Do we use answering machines to screen our calls, then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone that we don’t want to talk to in the first place.
Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Do we use the word politics to describe process so well: ‘poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘blood sucking creatures’
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Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
Why is abbreviated such a long word
Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box on airplanes. Why can’t they make the whole plane out of that?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
AND ONLY IN AMERICA...
Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
Are there handicap spaces in front of a skating rink.
Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions filled, while healthy people get cigarettes at the front.
Do people order double cheeseburgers and a diet coke.
Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Do we use answering machines to screen our calls, then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone that we don’t want to talk to in the first place.
Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Do we use the word politics to describe process so well: ‘poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘blood sucking creatures’
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