Epic Ownage - Kid claims CLS 55 AMG as his own

[strickensix]

This has been happening on a local car enthusiast website, and thought I should share. Pretty hilarious.

Here is a direct link to the thread: http://www.mdstreetscene.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15536

Some people are just pathological. At first, it was amusing that Fresh C280, a member of the MDStreetScene forums, would claim to own a Mercedes CLS55 AMG. How a 19-year-old affords a car that normally retails for around $100,000 is the first thing that made everyone on the forum suspicious. A story about a digital camera becoming a sewage buoy was also an immediate head scratcher, since the pic he posted supposedly came from said camera. Further cementing the obvious dementia was the claim that the picture was taken during a dyno run in New York. It could be New York, except right now it's chilly early spring in the Empire State, and the dyno run picture clearly shows garage bays with the doors flung open and leaves on trees. It gets better as it becomes clear how many balls this kid's trying to juggle to hold up his story. There's a nice little synopsis that debunks the girlfriend angle – even though it's supposedly her car.

It didn't take long for total pwnage to occur when Fresh C280s fellow Maryland car enthusiasts did a little detective work. The car is actually owned by a CarDomain member named Xavier, who hails from Florida and showed up with proof of ownership around 30 pages in. All of the pictures posted to the MDStreetScene bulletin board were stolen from the actual owner's CarDomain page. This is weirder than the guy who thought up direct exhaust injection. The makings of a character study are all there – apparent delusional schizophrenia, a longing to be somebody, a sad little existence, and completely self-inflicted massive public humiliation. There's even a cameo by a famous lolcat. It doesn't get better than this, folks, the thread is only a day old so far. Check it out for yourself, it gets good around page 6. Oh, and Fresh C280's quote at the bottom of his posts is oddly prescient. Thanks for the tip, Terry!

 

[cthunder]

doh!

 

[SWThomas]

Owned To The 10th Power!!!

 

[astrodudepsu]

haha pretty funny,

 

[Blk04L]

haha owned.

 

[MVPJEFF106]

Haha, that was funny

 

[wals9331]

A kid lied on the internet?!?!?! You have GOT to be kidding me!!!!

 

[astrodudepsu]

I don't know if this is Epic though. That word gets used to much. A punk kid lied and got caught.

I would call Epic when Leo finally goes to jail, or of course Wenzel.

 

[02trubluegt]

moron!

 

[strickensix]

I don't know if this is Epic though. That word gets used to much. A punk kid lied and got caught.

I would call Epic when Leo finally goes to jail, or of course Wenzel.

It seems he may be posing as a girl model on Facebook. A guy just joined up and proclaimed he really knows the girl, and she is from Missouri.

It keeps getting better and better.

 

[Bullitt995]

lol the first response is calling bs. Classic.

 

[G:342]

Ouch. Good for them!

 

[NewKid]

If it was epic or not is debatable, but the kid got owned for sure.

 

[BlckBox04]

i love his quote about taking other people's pictures is "illegal or something"

 

[SVT GT]

HAHAHA Total Ownage!!! LOL NICE!.... this happen to another guy but with online gambling, that STARTED at a nsx forum just a few months ago back in Dec and they got him BAD!!! HAHAHA great good to see these ahols getting OWNED!

 

[SQ Stang]

The beamer thread was also hilarious

 

[todd4566]

What an idiot. Why lie about what car you own?

 

[PSUCOBRA96]

dude im still reading and its so very entertaining, i love how he was like i didnt wanna drive it to CA so my gf shipped it there lol

 

[Vigilante]

lol this reminded me of DEI

 

[89boostingirl]

hahaha owned to the 10th power what a dumbass