Eclipse GT...poor bitch

LogiWorld123

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Im at my friends house tonight, when this girl he met comes over. She is a bitch. lol.


anyways, she comes in, and says "whose pos ford is that out there in MY parking space: (note, my friend met her 2 nights ago)

i hear this, and say, thats my AWESOME ford, and who the **** are you?

im whitney, AUSTINS new friend, now who the **** are you and why are you in my spot?

blah blah we argue for a bit. :bash: i start slamming on her car... she gets REAL defensive because her daddy bought it for her about 2 months ago.

i tell her i will race her 00 eclipse GT. So we go out to my fave place to race (hidden to protect the innocent :D )

light hits green, its bye bye eclipse. next light.. same results.

next light, she jumps out on the red, so i gas it at green and still pass her ass.

then she tells me that her car is so new it needs to be broken in. i peek at the milage ~1500 miles.

Dumb bitch.
 

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Good kill but where the hell is your bud when all this is going on???
 

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Originally posted by Booyah
Good kill but where the hell is your bud when all this is going on???
Obviously keeping his mouth shut so as to not ruin his chances of getting in her pants LM-MFAO :D
 

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