Drinking Toasts

[amxguy1970]

I hung out with a bunch of my old college buddies and of course that intails drinking and shots. Well we always have some good toasts when we take a shot, some of them come from the infamous Doug Moreland who some of you might know of. Anyways, what are some of ya'lls favorite toasts?

A few of mine...

Ashes to Ash
Dust to dust
Pussy aint a pizza
Don't eat the crust


Breakfast in a bowl
Coffee in a cup
Poke her in the butt
And you won't knock her up

Here's to the bee that stung the bull,
that started the bull a bucking.
Here's to Adam that stuck it to Eve,
and started the world o' ****en!

To our wives and our girlfriends, may they never meet.

Finally:

To Honor
Get on 'er. Stay on 'er. And if you can't come in 'er, come on 'er

Tyler

 

[KazooGS-T]

Hahaha, a couple of those are pretty good.

 

[Iron Fist]

Here's to you
And here's to me
I hope we never disagree
For if we do
Here's to me
The hell with you!

 

[My94GT]

heres to the wound that never heals the more you rub it the better it feels...PUSSY!

some old guy cheered that one night and ill never forget it haha

 

[CobraMarkVIII]

haha some of these are hilarious. most toasts we have are bold one worders... or one short phrase.

 

[My94GT]

oh another....Between your thighs your beauty lies, the thought of it makes my peter rise!

cheers

 

[ender.]

Never lie, cheat, steal, or drink.
If you lie, lie for a brother.
If you cheat, cheat death.
If you steal, steal a girls heart.
If you drink, drink it all!

 

[mineralgrey01gt]

the one we use when we all get together and toast is straight up: F**K IT

 

[canibus]

I'm using the girlfriends and wives one this weekend. lol

 

[lokslikasolstic]

I gave this one at my best friends bachelorette party...I ripped it from a chick flick.

"To the men who had us, the men who want us, and the lucky bastards that get to keep us"

All the girls loved it.

 

[heywaitfourme]

Here's to virgins and lesbians.......THANKS FOR NOTHING!!

Has been my favorite toast for over 2 years now!!

 

[KICKDOFFTHETOUR]

Here's to virgins and lesbians.......THANKS FOR NOTHING!!

Has been my favorite toast for over 2 years now!!

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[astrocreep96]

"Meet you under the table"

"To our best friends, who know the worst about us but refuse to believe it"

"Beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"

 

[Shiper]

Tits, clits, and baseball mitts,
May you always have one in hand!

 

[assasyn]

“Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the Swallow...that brings No babies.”

 

[sub92loyill]

Here's to virgins and lesbians.......THANKS FOR NOTHING!!

Has been my favorite toast for over 2 years now!!

Similar, but I love:

"Here's to the virgins... Thanks for F#cking Nothin!"