Doh!!!!! Hahahaha

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After a long night of making love, this guy rolls over, looks around,
and
notices a framed picture of another man on the nightstand by the bed.

Naturally, the guy begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquires nervously.

"No, silly." she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asks.

"No, not at all," she whispers, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he asks, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she says.

"Well who is he then?" demands the bewildered guy.

Calmly the girl replies, "That's me before the surgery."

:xpl: :lol1:
 

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:xpl: eeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!! Thats when i pull out the 9mm and then claim temp-insanity!!

:xpl: :burn: :kaboom: :xpl: :burn: :kaboom: :xpl: :bash:
 

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

To funny you should post that in the Brittany look a like thread!! :D :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
 

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Originally posted by Big Daddy
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

To funny you should post that in the Brittany look a like thread!! :D :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:


Good idea Greg, I didn't think about that.:beer:
 

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Hey Streetracer, that's exactly what some guy did in New Orleans. When we got to the scene, there was blood everywhere!! His attorney entered a "Temp-insanity " plea.
 

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Yeah, that was gross. really gross.

Calmly the girl replies, "That's me before the surgery."

If I ever hear that... Oh man I dont even know what Id do.
 

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