Note: the words "Ho" and "B!tch" are used liberally in this article. They are not attached to a specific gender. This article is not sexist.
By: the High Pimp Masta Shabaz
(May contain some offensive language or phrases. If it does, you're not worthy. These laws are printed intact as they were in their original form, when they were given to High Pimp Masta Shabaz in a dream by the almighty Shaft.)
1- Don't be a ho.
2- Have no love for hoes. (Golden Rule of pimpdom)
3- NEVER let your ho slide. (Sometimes you gotsta regulate)
4- Don't take less than 35% from your b!tches.
5- Keep your hoes in check.
6- Don't b!tch-slap... pimp-slap. It makes you look weak when you b!tch-slap.
7- Don't mess with the goods, you might get burned.
8- Pimp off the good to the best of your ability.
9- If a ho don't pay, she's a b!tch. (Drop her like a bad habit)
10- If a ho don't put out, she's a b!tch. (Drop her...)
11- Always be in touch with your hoes; don't keep customers waiting.
12- Don't get caught; true pimps don't.
13- Once again, have no love for hoes.
14- Study the work of great pimps of the past (Shaft, Supafly, Dolemite, etc...)
15- Get a good catch phrase.
16- True pimp-ness can only be achieved when one looks within themselves for their true pimp spirit.
17- Being a pimp is not a fashion statemen, it's a way of life.
18- Treat your hoes good, but don't shed a bit of love on them b!tches.
19- I say again, have no love for any kind of hoes, what-so-ever.
20- Learn the lyrics to the Shaft theme song.
21- Keep it cool. Don't let hoes screw with your mind.
22- Don't take any crap from a ho.
23- Don't let hoes tell you what to do.
24- Pimps CAN have love for other pimps.
25- Once proven to be a ho, a person is always a ho, unless they repent of theri sins against the Divine Laws.
26- NEVER disrespect a fellow pimp in front of their hoes.
27- Pimps gotsta have skills.
(* One can determine whether they are a ho or not by whether they have love for hoes or not. If you gots love for hoes, then you ARE a ho, and are unfit to be a pimp.)
By: the High Pimp Masta Shabaz
(May contain some offensive language or phrases. If it does, you're not worthy. These laws are printed intact as they were in their original form, when they were given to High Pimp Masta Shabaz in a dream by the almighty Shaft.)
1- Don't be a ho.
2- Have no love for hoes. (Golden Rule of pimpdom)
3- NEVER let your ho slide. (Sometimes you gotsta regulate)
4- Don't take less than 35% from your b!tches.
5- Keep your hoes in check.
6- Don't b!tch-slap... pimp-slap. It makes you look weak when you b!tch-slap.
7- Don't mess with the goods, you might get burned.
8- Pimp off the good to the best of your ability.
9- If a ho don't pay, she's a b!tch. (Drop her like a bad habit)
10- If a ho don't put out, she's a b!tch. (Drop her...)
11- Always be in touch with your hoes; don't keep customers waiting.
12- Don't get caught; true pimps don't.
13- Once again, have no love for hoes.
14- Study the work of great pimps of the past (Shaft, Supafly, Dolemite, etc...)
15- Get a good catch phrase.
16- True pimp-ness can only be achieved when one looks within themselves for their true pimp spirit.
17- Being a pimp is not a fashion statemen, it's a way of life.
18- Treat your hoes good, but don't shed a bit of love on them b!tches.
19- I say again, have no love for any kind of hoes, what-so-ever.
20- Learn the lyrics to the Shaft theme song.
21- Keep it cool. Don't let hoes screw with your mind.
22- Don't take any crap from a ho.
23- Don't let hoes tell you what to do.
24- Pimps CAN have love for other pimps.
25- Once proven to be a ho, a person is always a ho, unless they repent of theri sins against the Divine Laws.
26- NEVER disrespect a fellow pimp in front of their hoes.
27- Pimps gotsta have skills.
(* One can determine whether they are a ho or not by whether they have love for hoes or not. If you gots love for hoes, then you ARE a ho, and are unfit to be a pimp.)
