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Diary of a Single Man! LULZ
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<blockquote data-quote="michschi" data-source="post: 11841970" data-attributes="member: 113373"><p>Diary of Single Man</p><p></p><p>MONDAY-</p><p></p><p>-Finish Work</p><p>-Take Sunday's add into Best Buy and buy Big Screen TV</p><p>-Repace Living Room Big Screen TV with new Big Screen TV</p><p>-Replace Bedroom Big Screen TV with Livingroom Big Screen TV</p><p>-Replace Garage Big Screen TV with Bedroom Big Screen TV</p><p>-Replace Basement Big Screen TV with Garage Big Screen TV</p><p>-Move Basement Big Screen TV to outdoor Shed</p><p>-Run power to Shed</p><p>-Throw Hungry Man dinner in Oven</p><p>-Clean House</p><p>-Take Shower</p><p>-Fap in Shower</p><p>-Look at new TV/Stand back with a sense of pride and accomplishment</p><p>-Sit Down and flip through channels, nothing good on, pop porn it DVD player</p><p>-Eat while watching porn</p><p>-Fap</p><p>-Pass out with junk in hand</p><p></p><p>TUESDAY-</p><p></p><p>-Wake up with junk in hand</p><p>-Fap</p><p>-Post add on Craiglist for late night hook-up</p><p>-Cereal</p><p>-Work</p><p>-Lunch, respond to CL add, afternoon delight</p><p>-Grab burrito and way back to work, get back 10 mins late </p><p>-Finish work, fap in car on way home home, be glad you bought broadband iPad with screen protector</p><p>-Wipe off screen</p><p>-Get home</p><p>-House still clean</p><p>-Check email for CL response</p><p>-Favorite porn site, fap</p><p>-Cereal for dinner</p><p>-Shower</p><p>-Go to club</p><p>-Meet with CL hook-up, its a dude, run!!!</p><p>-Delete CL add</p><p>-Go to strip club</p><p>-Multiple lap dances and rounds for bar, spent $500</p><p>-Go home</p><p>-Wash stripper off with oven cleaner</p><p>-Fap</p><p>-Retire for the night</p><p></p><p>-WEDNESDAY</p><p></p><p>-Wake up with God's gift to you, morning wood</p><p>-Fap</p><p>-Drink coffee, pay bills</p><p>-Work, flirt with co-worker</p><p>-Lunch , go home, fap, make sandwich</p><p>-Work, flirt with co-worker, agree to dinner date with co- worker</p><p>-End of work day</p><p>-Home, shower, no fap, expecting dinner to go well</p><p>-Meet with co-worker for dinner</p><p>-Dinner goes well, bring her home to admire my BIG.........Screen TV</p><p>-Send her home</p><p>-Call male co-worker and brag</p><p>-Get ready for bed, house still clean</p><p></p><p>-THURSDAY</p><p></p><p>-Wake up</p><p>-Shower, fap to imagines still fresh from night before</p><p>-Pancakes</p><p>-Work</p><p>-Akward moment with co-worker</p><p>-Pretend you do not know her, LIKE A BOSS!</p><p>-Lunch, flirt with cute waitress, leave big tip........no pun intended</p><p>-Work</p><p>-Home, video games, retro game night, Mortal Kombat, Sonya, pause game</p><p>-Fap, FINISHED HIM!</p><p>-Stay in and watch Sports Center</p><p>-Pass out on couch, house still clean</p><p></p><p>-FRIDAY</p><p></p><p>-Wake up late</p><p>-No time for beakfast</p><p>-Shower, still time to fap</p><p>-Late for work due to fapping</p><p>-Day flies by in anticipation of evening fun</p><p>-Home, house still clean</p><p>-Shower</p><p>-Meet buddies at club, share my glorious week with all my married buddies</p><p>-Get excited about shared story, go to bathroom stall, fap</p><p>-Carve co-workers name and number into bathroom stall</p><p>-Grind on all chicks, and on chicks boyfriend</p><p>-Go home with couple</p><p>-Get to watch, fap</p><p>-Get seconds</p><p>-Never turn back to guy</p><p>-Slam Red Bull, hit after party</p><p>-Get Drunk</p><p>-Hottie drives me home</p><p>-Gets to touching, nick rack, goes down, deepthroat, remove my clothes</p><p>-Take her top off, suck on tittes, reach for skirt, find hard lump, pray its a tumor</p><p>-Says there's something she has to tell me, Not a tumor</p><p>-**** it</p><p>-Finish, best EVAR!</p><p>-Send home</p><p>-Shower</p><p>-Shower</p><p>-Lay in bed, comtemplate sexuality</p><p>-Shower</p><p>-Fap</p><p>-Sleep, house still clean</p><p></p><p>-SATURDAY</p><p></p><p>-Wake up</p><p>-Contemplate sexuality</p><p>-Crawl into fetal position and cry</p><p>-Discover flexability</p><p>-Fap/Suck</p><p>-Spit</p><p>-Brush teeth</p><p>-Mouth wash</p><p>-Chew gum</p><p>-Grab burger</p><p>-Watch College Football</p><p>-Wonder if you always noticed how nice the players butts looked</p><p>-Change to porn</p><p>-Fap</p><p>-Realize how lonely you are</p><p>-Call co-worker, she comes over</p><p>-Bangs co-worker</p><p>-Takes her to dinner and movie</p><p>-Head in theatre</p><p>-Drop co-worker off, head for home</p><p>-Shower</p><p>-Bar, go home with married chick, husband out of town</p><p>-Stay the night</p><p></p><p>-SUNDAY</p><p></p><p>-Head home, house still clean</p><p>-Walk around with Swiffer anyways</p><p>-Invite buddies over to watch football on Big Screen TV</p><p>-Poker with buddies</p><p>-Send buddies home</p><p>-Do laundry, house is clean</p><p>-Fap</p><p>-Shower </p><p>-Bed</p><p></p><p>Rinse, Wash and Repeat week.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I can't take all the credit, buddy, Brandon was co-writer!</p><p>__________________</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="michschi, post: 11841970, member: 113373"] Diary of Single Man MONDAY- -Finish Work -Take Sunday's add into Best Buy and buy Big Screen TV -Repace Living Room Big Screen TV with new Big Screen TV -Replace Bedroom Big Screen TV with Livingroom Big Screen TV -Replace Garage Big Screen TV with Bedroom Big Screen TV -Replace Basement Big Screen TV with Garage Big Screen TV -Move Basement Big Screen TV to outdoor Shed -Run power to Shed -Throw Hungry Man dinner in Oven -Clean House -Take Shower -Fap in Shower -Look at new TV/Stand back with a sense of pride and accomplishment -Sit Down and flip through channels, nothing good on, pop porn it DVD player -Eat while watching porn -Fap -Pass out with junk in hand TUESDAY- -Wake up with junk in hand -Fap -Post add on Craiglist for late night hook-up -Cereal -Work -Lunch, respond to CL add, afternoon delight -Grab burrito and way back to work, get back 10 mins late -Finish work, fap in car on way home home, be glad you bought broadband iPad with screen protector -Wipe off screen -Get home -House still clean -Check email for CL response -Favorite porn site, fap -Cereal for dinner -Shower -Go to club -Meet with CL hook-up, its a dude, run!!! -Delete CL add -Go to strip club -Multiple lap dances and rounds for bar, spent $500 -Go home -Wash stripper off with oven cleaner -Fap -Retire for the night -WEDNESDAY -Wake up with God's gift to you, morning wood -Fap -Drink coffee, pay bills -Work, flirt with co-worker -Lunch , go home, fap, make sandwich -Work, flirt with co-worker, agree to dinner date with co- worker -End of work day -Home, shower, no fap, expecting dinner to go well -Meet with co-worker for dinner -Dinner goes well, bring her home to admire my BIG.........Screen TV -Send her home -Call male co-worker and brag -Get ready for bed, house still clean -THURSDAY -Wake up -Shower, fap to imagines still fresh from night before -Pancakes -Work -Akward moment with co-worker -Pretend you do not know her, LIKE A BOSS! -Lunch, flirt with cute waitress, leave big tip........no pun intended -Work -Home, video games, retro game night, Mortal Kombat, Sonya, pause game -Fap, FINISHED HIM! -Stay in and watch Sports Center -Pass out on couch, house still clean -FRIDAY -Wake up late -No time for beakfast -Shower, still time to fap -Late for work due to fapping -Day flies by in anticipation of evening fun -Home, house still clean -Shower -Meet buddies at club, share my glorious week with all my married buddies -Get excited about shared story, go to bathroom stall, fap -Carve co-workers name and number into bathroom stall -Grind on all chicks, and on chicks boyfriend -Go home with couple -Get to watch, fap -Get seconds -Never turn back to guy -Slam Red Bull, hit after party -Get Drunk -Hottie drives me home -Gets to touching, nick rack, goes down, deepthroat, remove my clothes -Take her top off, suck on tittes, reach for skirt, find hard lump, pray its a tumor -Says there's something she has to tell me, Not a tumor -**** it -Finish, best EVAR! -Send home -Shower -Shower -Lay in bed, comtemplate sexuality -Shower -Fap -Sleep, house still clean -SATURDAY -Wake up -Contemplate sexuality -Crawl into fetal position and cry -Discover flexability -Fap/Suck -Spit -Brush teeth -Mouth wash -Chew gum -Grab burger -Watch College Football -Wonder if you always noticed how nice the players butts looked -Change to porn -Fap -Realize how lonely you are -Call co-worker, she comes over -Bangs co-worker -Takes her to dinner and movie -Head in theatre -Drop co-worker off, head for home -Shower -Bar, go home with married chick, husband out of town -Stay the night -SUNDAY -Head home, house still clean -Walk around with Swiffer anyways -Invite buddies over to watch football on Big Screen TV -Poker with buddies -Send buddies home -Do laundry, house is clean -Fap -Shower -Bed Rinse, Wash and Repeat week. I can't take all the credit, buddy, Brandon was co-writer! __________________ [/QUOTE]
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