Damn joyriders

[99cobrablack]

I work for a high-end furniture store as a delivery person, and my boss's daughter (now a senior in highschool) is trying to sell her nice little 91 2.3 5 speed lx hatch. Well anyways there is this loser that I went to school with, he is a junior this year (a ricer mentallity) does drugs, your typical loser, always goes to car-shows talking about his mustang(it sits in a pasture, may she rest in rusty pieces) but anyways he asks my boss to test drive, and he will be back in ten minutes. Well I come rolling in two hours later and he still hasn't shown up. I tell them about his previous history, and about how he put a two condoms on my cobra:mj: and I talk them into calling the cops. Well the cops show up and get a description of the car, and they finally find him and escort him back. ( I had to stay there for my boss because she was scared he would do something to her). He drove the car over 120 miles in 2 1/2 hours Over to a neighboring town to show his "friend" but he couldn't remember this friends name, but anyways to make a long story short he got a serious ass chewing. I went to park the car, started it up and the throwout bearing went to chirping, and I go to put the car in gear and the clutch is totally gone, another call to the cops and this guy is going to have to pay damages ect. ect. It is amazing how people have no respect for anything, or anyone. Sorry about the long post, just had to let some steam off.

 

[SVTHorsnake]

Those are the pieces of sh1t that should die and go to hell... or in my case not make it to paradise.



:beer:

 

[RedlineNSX]

grrr

I say we kill him and pee on him!!! :rolling:

 

[SID297]

Re: grrr

Originally posted by RedlineNSX
I say we kill him and pee on him!!! :rolling:

I say we reverse the order. Much more fun to pee on the living, just ask R. Kelly.

 

[ssssnake]

What an ass.

 

[GoatDaddy]

I think you should give him a little of your John Holmes-ian discipline, and maybe your boss will give you a raise.

 

[ZincDude]

Yeah once my buddy let this dickhead ride his motorcycle at Hobie Beach on Key Biscayne and with in a half hour he had wrecked into 2 cars and was trying to flee the seen. We had to go look for this dipshit further down on the Key. Needless to say when we got there he was in the back of the cop car. This was 10 years ago but if I ever seen this guy I will beat his sorry punk-ass and if for some reason, dickhead, you cleaned up your act and your on this board please look me up so I can kick your ass. I hope I didn't sound to violent, I spilt coffee in my clean Stang this morning and I'm pissed.

 

[GoatDaddy]

Originally posted by ZincDude
Yeah once my buddy let this dickhead ride his motorcycle at Hobie Beach on Key Biscayne and with in a half hour he had wrecked into 2 cars and was trying to flee the seen.

A similar thing happened to one of my buds when I was in teh service. He'd just gotten a new GSXR and he let a friend ride it. The friend brought the bike back a bit later and lo and behold one of the turn signals was cracked, and there was a fresh scrape on the fairing.
The guy was all nonchalant and tried to play it off like he didn't know how the scratch got there, even going so far as to say that it was there already, and the owner was trying to blame it on him to get him to pay for it. Except that there were about ten people there who had been admiring the bike, and all of us knew it was spotless before the punkazz took it out.
Needless to say, the guy paid to have it fixed, and also got punched in the mouth at a party a few weeks later because he was lipping off about how everyone screwed him by taking the bike owner's side. He accused the wrong guy, who was drunk, and ended up spitting blood in the parking lot.

 

[SNK BITN]

Thats pathetic of that guy, isnt that considered theft? I hope I run into the drunk that dented my rear fender again, I got somethin for him :gt: