CSU San Marcos goes on lock down; 'rifleman' turns up to be carrying umbrella

[Phallen]

(Enter the biggest face palm known here)

http://fox5sandiego.com/2014/08/20/gunman-reported-at-csu-san-marcos/#axzz3B3Mqw0Cm

 

[oldmodman]

I wonder if I am in trouble.

I have a full auto umbrella and IT'S NOT REGISTERED!!!

 

[Outlaw99]

a semi auto umbrella made by colt?

 

[Phallen]

In the guy's defense, nobody in San Diego can identify what an umbrella is.....

 

[4u 2 nv]

Umbrellas are gateway weapons..next thing you know he will be carring an unregistered briefcase.

 

[Gravik]

Umbrellas are gateway weapons..next thing you know he will be carring an unregistered briefcase.

And how about all those unregistered backpacks?

 

[thomas91169]

Yeah it actually rained a bit here yesterday. I work about 5min from CSUSM. Major lulz to be had.

 

[nxhappy]

ban umbrellas. ban them all now ! SAVE THE CHILDREN !

 

[HEMIHUNTER]

Where's Big Brother Bloomberg??

 

[Screw-Rice]

Where's Big Brother Bloomberg??

Where's Al Sharpton/Jackson, crying about the black umbrella being profiled. A white umbrella would have been free to wander all over campus.

 

[4601S/C]

With the all tension with Russia you all should be able to understand their concern. I would imagine these are a common tool or Russian spies. What better way to spread propaganda than through the nations social media obsessed youth? Did the perps' breath smell of Vodka?