Christmas themed pickup lines

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See what all you guys have.
Here's two of mine.
If a fat man in a red coat kidnaps you and throws you in a large sack. Don't worry, because I asked Santa for you for Christmas.
Make it crude... add.. if a fat man kidnaps you after Christmas, don't worry that's me.

I went to see Santa in the mall, I asked if ( her name) was on the naughty or good list. Santa said naughty. I asked did you check it twice. Santa said he did... then Santa said don't worry.. your on the good list. I asked Santa , how I could be on the naughty list. He replied talk to ( her name ) and if your lucky you can be on there too.
 

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