To all my friends: Thanks to you for sending me chain letters in 2003:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing
toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for
fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
* I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I
even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
* I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens they
contain may turn me gay.
* I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing
other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
* I think I'm turning gay because when I go to parties, I don't look at any guys no matter how hot he is, for fear that he will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account, a sick girl who was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. Funny that girl, she's been 7 since 1993...
* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to
send me when I participated in their special e-mail program.
* My Ericcson phone never arrived and
neither did the passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
* But I am positive that all this is the
cause of a stinking chain that I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell. IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will poop on you today at 7pm.
Sorry couldn't resist posting this one
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing
toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for
fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
* I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I
even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
* I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens they
contain may turn me gay.
* I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing
other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
* I think I'm turning gay because when I go to parties, I don't look at any guys no matter how hot he is, for fear that he will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account, a sick girl who was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. Funny that girl, she's been 7 since 1993...
* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to
send me when I participated in their special e-mail program.
* My Ericcson phone never arrived and
neither did the passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
* But I am positive that all this is the
cause of a stinking chain that I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell. IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will poop on you today at 7pm.
Sorry couldn't resist posting this one
