CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse

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CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse' - FoxNews.com'

Are you prepared for the impending zombie invasion?
That's the question posed by the Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention in a Monday blog posting gruesomely titled, "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse." And while it's no joke, CDC officials say it's all about emergency preparation.
"There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for," the posting reads. "Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you'll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency."
The post, written by Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan, instructs readers how to prepare for "flesh-eating zombies" much like how they appeared in Hollywood hits like "Night of the Living Dead" and video games like Resident Evil. Perhaps surprisingly, the same steps you'd take in preparation for an onslaught of ravenous monsters are similar to those suggested in advance of a hurricane or pandemic.
"First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house," the posting continues. "This includes things like water, food, and other supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can locate a zombie-free refugee camp (or in the event of a natural disaster, it will buy you some time until you are able to make your way to an evacuation shelter or utility lines are restored)."

Other items to be stashed in such a kit include medications, duct tape, a battery-powered radio, clothes, copies of important documents and first aid supplies.
"Once you've made your emergency kit, you should sit down with your family and come up with an emergency plan," the posting continues. "This includes where you would go and who you would call if zombies started appearing outside your doorstep. You can also implement this plan if there is a flood, earthquake or other emergency."
The idea behind the campaign stemmed from concerns of radiation fears following the earthquake and tsunami that rocked Japan in March. CDC spokesman Dave Daigle told FoxNews.com that someone had asked CDC officials if zombies would be a concern due to radiation fears in Japan and traffic spiked following that mention.
"It's kind of a tongue-in-cheek campaign," Daigle said Wednesday. "We were talking about hurricane preparedness and someone bemoaned that we kept putting out the same messages."
While metrics for the post are not yet available, Daigle said it has become the most popular CDC blog entry in just two days.
"People are so tuned into zombies," he said. "People are really dialed in on zombies. The idea is we're reaching an audience or a segment we'd never reach with typical messages."

Its about time they tried to warn people to be prepared for something like this.:rockon::lol1:

http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/
 
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As stupid as this sounds it would be pretty badass.
 

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Obviously the guy who wrote it is trying to appeal to people through use of a metaphore but its really cheesy.
 

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Obviously the guy who wrote it is trying to appeal to people through use of a metaphore but its really cheesy.

This is true, but at least it's getting traffic. Disaster preparedness is seriously underappreciated, and with all the tornadoes, floods, earthquakes, and other 2012 stuff going on it's nice to see the CDC making an effort to appeal to a larger audience with a good message. I thought it was pretty clever to be honest.
 

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This is true, but at least it's getting traffic. Disaster preparedness is seriously underappreciated, and with all the tornadoes, floods, earthquakes, and other 2012 stuff going on it's nice to see the CDC making an effort to appeal to a larger audience with a good message. I thought it was pretty clever to be honest.

In principal I agree but its anything but clever. Clever doesnt mean apprearntly obvious and painfully cheesy.
 

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You never can be too prepared :shrug:

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when you begin to look and act like this then yes you can be
 

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The U.S. is vastly under represented in the giant-monster milieu. The only time we got Godzilla, they screwed it all up.

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anyone who got more than a 600 on their SAT should be able to figure it out.
 

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I think its hilarious they are doing a play on the whole Zombie movement. About time more places like this are starting to show people that preparedness for any type of disaster is their responsibility, not FEMA, local LEO or the Government. Having these services are a luxury, but bottom line the responsibility for survival rests upon the people who wish to survive.
 

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Thats a cool article and deffinately works to try and get people to relate and actually prepare themselves for any sort of emergency...

Im not worried about zombies on 2012 or whatever... Im worried about people. Friggin lunitics that will go crazy actually believing crap and are going to have no reguard for anyone else thinking the world is going to end.
 

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Thats a cool article and deffinately works to try and get people to relate and actually prepare themselves for any sort of emergency...

Im not worried about zombies on 2012 or whatever... Im worried about people. Friggin lunitics that will go crazy actually believing crap and are going to have no reguard for anyone else thinking the world is going to end.

you should be a member of the elite "zombie squad" because i think you just hit the nail on the head of what a zombie might be... :thumbsup: thats all these people in my class keep talkin about :cuss: so damn annoying
 

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