Car meanings

[camaross0002]

ACURA- awful crappy useless rotten automobile
AMC-another major catastrophy
AUDI-always unsafe design implemented
BMW- big money waste, bring more wrenches
CHEVROLET-cheap heap every valve rattles oil leaks every time
CHRYSLER-company has recomended you start learning engine repair
DAIHATSU- delivers all it has and then stalls usually
DODGE-dead or dying gas eater, drips oil drops grease everywhere
FIAT-fix it again tony
FIREBIRD- found it really expensive because it regularly dies
FORD-fix or repair daily, found on road dead, fork over repair dough
GEO- good engineering overlooked
GMC- gotta mechanic coming
GTO- get tools out
HONDA- hang on not done accelerating, had one never did again
KIA- kick it again, keep it away
LOTUS- lots of trouble usually serious
LTD- long term disability
METRO- monkeys engineered this road obstacle
MG-mobile garbage
MGB- might go backwards
MOPAR- my old pig aint runnin, mostly old parts and rust, most often passed at races
MUSTANG- motor under strain transmission almost no good
NISSAN- now in some shotty automobile nightmare
OLDS- older louder dumber slower
PINTO- performance is not the objective, put in nickle to operate, paid inspector nicely to overlook
PLYMOUTH- plain loud yellow moldy old ugly trash hog
PLYMOUTH - Pretty Like Your Mama's Old Used Trailer House
PLYMOUTH- please leave your money out under the hood
PONTIAC- plan on next trip in a cab
PORSCHE- piece of retired scrap continually high expense
RENAULT-retarded engine no acceleration ugly lump of trash
SAAB- sad attempt at beauty, slick as a brick, swedish auto always broke
TOYOTA-the one you ought to avoid, tortorous on your old tired ass
VOLVO-vastly overpriced loses value overnight, very odd looking vehicular object
VW- virtually worthless

 

[LogiWorld123]

You left out

CAMARO- Shit.

 

[MusclePower1]

Originally posted by Scoriox
You left out

CAMARO- Shit.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[T-Bolt]

Pontiac - Poor Old Numbskull Thinks It's A Cadillac. There is a very racist version of this, but I'm not posting it.

 

[SVT4ME]

Yuk Yuk

 

[wundrbird]

Originally posted by camaross0002
ACURA- awful crappy useless rotten automobile
AMC-another major catastrophy
AUDI-always unsafe design implemented
BMW- big money waste, bring more wrenches
CHEVROLET-cheap heap every valve rattles oil leaks every time
CHRYSLER-company has recomended you start learning engine repair
DAIHATSU- delivers all it has and then stalls usually
DODGE-dead or dying gas eater, drips oil drops grease everywhere
FIAT-fix it again tony
FIREBIRD- found it really expensive because it regularly dies
FORD-fix or repair daily, found on road dead, fork over repair dough
GEO- good engineering overlooked
GMC- gotta mechanic coming
GTO- get tools out
HONDA- hang on not done accelerating, had one never did again
KIA- kick it again, keep it away
LOTUS- lots of trouble usually serious
LTD- long term disability
METRO- monkeys engineered this road obstacle
MG-mobile garbage
MGB- might go backwards
MOPAR- my old pig aint runnin, mostly old parts and rust, most often passed at races
MUSTANG- motor under strain transmission almost no good
NISSAN- now in some shotty automobile nightmare
OLDS- older louder dumber slower
PINTO- performance is not the objective, put in nickle to operate, paid inspector nicely to overlook
PLYMOUTH- plain loud yellow moldy old ugly trash hog
PLYMOUTH - Pretty Like Your Mama's Old Used Trailer House
PLYMOUTH- please leave your money out under the hood
PONTIAC- plan on next trip in a cab
PORSCHE- piece of retired scrap continually high expense
RENAULT-retarded engine no acceleration ugly lump of trash
SAAB- sad attempt at beauty, slick as a brick, swedish auto always broke
TOYOTA-the one you ought to avoid, tortorous on your old tired ass
VOLVO-vastly overpriced loses value overnight, very odd looking vehicular object
VW- virtually worthless

FORD-First on race day
CHEVROLET-cracked heads, every valve rattles, oil leaks every time
HYUNDAI-how your usual nerd drives an import
MITSUBISHI-mostly in the shop undergoing big investment sometimes halfway incomplete
OLDS-old leisurely driven sedan
MOPAR-most over powered and respected

 

[T-Bolt]

MOPAR- Most Over Priced And Rusted.

 

[05 Roush]

GM - Gigantic Mistake
GM - General Mishap
GM - Gutless Motors
GM - Goofy Machines
GM - General Mooers

 

[CATMACH]

MOPAR- miscellaneous obsolete parts assembled recklessly GMC- gay mans Chevy FORD- f**ked over rebuilt dodge

 

[LTHL VNM]

my dad said him and my uncle used to get shit for their '67 GTO's....even though they were the fastest cars in the area, pics make me drool!
GTO-Gas Tires Oil

and i also hear GMC referred to as Greater Made Chevy

 

[simpman]

Originally posted by T-Bolt
Pontiac - Poor Old Numbskull Thinks It's A Cadillac.

That's not what it means hehe


Ford = First on Race Day!

 

[MassCobra]

Originally posted by PlatinumCobra
GM - Gigantic Mistake
GM - General Mishap
GM - Gutless Motors
GM - Goofy Machines
GM - General Mooers

You forgot- Garbage Motors.

 

[sharkbite]

Those are pretty good!

VETTE...Virtually Every Thickheaded Twit's Envisioning

COBRA...Can Of Big Rotten Ass

I dunno. Best I could do.

 

[sharkbite]

GM...Gay Morons

 

[CyberDaveA]

anybody know one for Saturn? I want to pick on one of my friends...

 

[WireEater]

I would laugh but I don't think it would have any meaning considering I laughed at this joke the other 20 times it was posted.

 

[youngone]

COBRA- Camaro Owners Bowdown Right Away

 

[CATMACH]

Cobra - Car Owned By Redneck A$$hole

 

[TrueBlueGT]

Originally posted by CATMACH
Cobra - Car Owned By Redneck A$$hole

Mach: My Ass Can't Hang
Mach: Man 'at Cobra Hauls

 

[FliteQH]

:lol: :lol: These crack me up! :lol: :lol: