Sick03Vert
Banned
So I'm out driving around yesterday on the freeway just minding my own business, not really looking for trouble. I happen to glance over to the feeder road and I see a black C7 pulling out of the local mall. I personally don't like the styling, but it is unique enough to where you do notice it in traffic. I didn't pay it too much mind other than to think "Hey, another one" as they are already popular around this area.
Well, I'm going around 70-75mph (that's LEGAL on this stretch of highway ;-)) and the next thing I know, I see this moron pass on the feeder like I'm standing still, weaving in and out of pretty heavy traffic. Then I see him lock up the brakes because he comes up on three cars doing around the speed limit and can't get by. So I think to myself, "What an ass." I keep going and he's pretty far back. My exit comes up, so I hit the ramp and drop down to around 45mph or so. This feeder is three lanes wide. I'm merging into the fast lane, there's a car about a car length ahead of me in the middle lane, and a slow moving truck in the right lane. Well, I'm cruising along and about three seconds later this jack wagon in the C7 cuts me off BAD...had to nail the brakes...and just barely, I'm talking fat man's dick distance here, BARELY misses clipping the car in the middle lane.
Normally, that would have been enough for me to chase him down and show him what's up. However, traffic was somewhat heavy and I don't do the stupid shit I used to in my younger days, so I thought whatever, let him kill himself in due time.
About then, we are coming up on a red light and the C7 got caught behind a mini van. This red light has two lanes that turn left, he was in the far left and I just so happened to be right behind him. Light turns green, we go, no sooner than we complete the turn he is gunning it right up on the ass of this van, trying to cut into the right lane. By now, the guy is pissing me off just because he's driving like he owns a damn Lambo or something. I hang back a bit, still with traffic pretty heavy and nowhere to go. Suddenly, dude just whips into the right lane forcing the car that was there to nail the brakes just like I had to. He cuts over, floors it, then cuts off the car that was in front of him as he changes back into the left lane. I decided alright, screw it. Never ran a C7, but I'm gonna see what that thing's got.
By now, traffic is much lighter so I change lanes and manage to catch up to him as the road merged to a single lane and he got caught up behind a slow car. He's all weaving left and right like he's going to pass this guy even though there's clearly no room on the right, which would be illegal anyway, and traffic is pretty steady from the oncoming lane.
Well, I know this road well and I knew EXACTLY where it splits into two lanes. It's a 45mph road...so as we got close to the split, I knew he would be shooting around the slower car as there was NOBODY for miles in front of it. I dropped down to second (SVTP recommended gear for this kinda thing :rockon
and waited. As soon as the lane split, the slower car moved right and the C7 punched it...I was on the gas half a second later.
Now....I don't know what the C7 is rated for as far as times go, and my car is not stock...but I damn near went right into the ass of the thing because for some reason my shitty Nexen tires decided to hook like MT ET streets or something. :dw: So I feathered for a split second, got back in it, and passed him easily in the right lane....pulling from around 45ish up to about 110ish. (This particular stretch of road had no speed limit as it dips over the Mexico border and then back again. ;-)) I'd say when I let off I had him by a car, maybe two. Of course, then came the ricer flyby. I let him go, then when he braked, I gave him a flyby of my own for the hell of it and to let him know anybody can do that shit.
At this point we were coming up on some traffic in the left lane. I let off and got back down to cruising speed in the right lane. The asshole starts swerving back and forth between lanes like he's thinking about passing us both. I decide I'll make it easy. I slowed down and signaled for him to come up next to me figuring we could do a 20 or so roll once we let traffic get far enough ahead. But NO...jackass decides to cut left, then cut right and damn near hit me AGAIN. That's when I decided to just let it go. Obviously he is an idiot.
A few miles later he was in the left turn lane at a redlight that goes into a gated neighborhood. I pulled up a car behind him in one of the lanes that went straight and I could see him texting on his phone. Better be sending a message to Callaway or Lingenfelter, because that stock shit can GTFO. :lol1:
Anyway, long read but I try to be as detailed as possible. Would have loved to gone heads up with the C7 to see what the results would be, but it simply wasn't going to happen.
2003 Cobra mods: In signature
2014 Stingray mods: Asshole driver mod. Other mods unknown but likely stock.
*CLIFFS: C7 driven by douchebag weaves in and out of traffic, nearly causes around 30 accidents....gets caught and passed from behind by modded '03 Cobra. Refuses to do a clean run. Douchebags suck. :beer:
Well, I'm going around 70-75mph (that's LEGAL on this stretch of highway ;-)) and the next thing I know, I see this moron pass on the feeder like I'm standing still, weaving in and out of pretty heavy traffic. Then I see him lock up the brakes because he comes up on three cars doing around the speed limit and can't get by. So I think to myself, "What an ass." I keep going and he's pretty far back. My exit comes up, so I hit the ramp and drop down to around 45mph or so. This feeder is three lanes wide. I'm merging into the fast lane, there's a car about a car length ahead of me in the middle lane, and a slow moving truck in the right lane. Well, I'm cruising along and about three seconds later this jack wagon in the C7 cuts me off BAD...had to nail the brakes...and just barely, I'm talking fat man's dick distance here, BARELY misses clipping the car in the middle lane.
Normally, that would have been enough for me to chase him down and show him what's up. However, traffic was somewhat heavy and I don't do the stupid shit I used to in my younger days, so I thought whatever, let him kill himself in due time.
About then, we are coming up on a red light and the C7 got caught behind a mini van. This red light has two lanes that turn left, he was in the far left and I just so happened to be right behind him. Light turns green, we go, no sooner than we complete the turn he is gunning it right up on the ass of this van, trying to cut into the right lane. By now, the guy is pissing me off just because he's driving like he owns a damn Lambo or something. I hang back a bit, still with traffic pretty heavy and nowhere to go. Suddenly, dude just whips into the right lane forcing the car that was there to nail the brakes just like I had to. He cuts over, floors it, then cuts off the car that was in front of him as he changes back into the left lane. I decided alright, screw it. Never ran a C7, but I'm gonna see what that thing's got.
By now, traffic is much lighter so I change lanes and manage to catch up to him as the road merged to a single lane and he got caught up behind a slow car. He's all weaving left and right like he's going to pass this guy even though there's clearly no room on the right, which would be illegal anyway, and traffic is pretty steady from the oncoming lane.
Well, I know this road well and I knew EXACTLY where it splits into two lanes. It's a 45mph road...so as we got close to the split, I knew he would be shooting around the slower car as there was NOBODY for miles in front of it. I dropped down to second (SVTP recommended gear for this kinda thing :rockon
and waited. As soon as the lane split, the slower car moved right and the C7 punched it...I was on the gas half a second later. Now....I don't know what the C7 is rated for as far as times go, and my car is not stock...but I damn near went right into the ass of the thing because for some reason my shitty Nexen tires decided to hook like MT ET streets or something. :dw: So I feathered for a split second, got back in it, and passed him easily in the right lane....pulling from around 45ish up to about 110ish. (This particular stretch of road had no speed limit as it dips over the Mexico border and then back again. ;-)) I'd say when I let off I had him by a car, maybe two. Of course, then came the ricer flyby. I let him go, then when he braked, I gave him a flyby of my own for the hell of it and to let him know anybody can do that shit.
At this point we were coming up on some traffic in the left lane. I let off and got back down to cruising speed in the right lane. The asshole starts swerving back and forth between lanes like he's thinking about passing us both. I decide I'll make it easy. I slowed down and signaled for him to come up next to me figuring we could do a 20 or so roll once we let traffic get far enough ahead. But NO...jackass decides to cut left, then cut right and damn near hit me AGAIN. That's when I decided to just let it go. Obviously he is an idiot.
A few miles later he was in the left turn lane at a redlight that goes into a gated neighborhood. I pulled up a car behind him in one of the lanes that went straight and I could see him texting on his phone. Better be sending a message to Callaway or Lingenfelter, because that stock shit can GTFO. :lol1:
Anyway, long read but I try to be as detailed as possible. Would have loved to gone heads up with the C7 to see what the results would be, but it simply wasn't going to happen.
2003 Cobra mods: In signature
2014 Stingray mods: Asshole driver mod. Other mods unknown but likely stock.
*CLIFFS: C7 driven by douchebag weaves in and out of traffic, nearly causes around 30 accidents....gets caught and passed from behind by modded '03 Cobra. Refuses to do a clean run. Douchebags suck. :beer:
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