Break up with person above you!

[Sublimize23]

Saw this on another board and it can be pretty funny... Just break up with the person above you in the best way possible. I'll start with an example:

I know we've had our good times. Our love for snack foods, Mountain Dew and shared interest in Pimp My Ride, but I can't help but feel you're cheating on me. Don't give me your lies, I'm sick of hearing them... shhh shhhhhh shhhhhh just shhh shut up. Listen, it's over. I'll send for my things.

 

[Gringo185]

You wouldn't let me PIIYB. And you pepper sprayed me when I tried to anyways. It's over.

/thread

 

[s_x_i]

You kept trying to PIIMB when all I wanted was to have you play on the rusty trombone, you got so bad I had to pepper spray your ass...

It's OVER!

 

[Gringo185]

Anybody else get the feeling this is going to contain A LOT of PII_B?

 

[Matts00GT]

**** you.

 

[traktrbeam]

It's not you, it's me.

or

Cause you won't let me enter you in the BME Pain Olympics. Bitch.

 

[VirtualSVT]

Look, I can't stand whiney bitches that won't let me play "Just the Tip".

 

[NO-BlkLightning2K]

it's over because that's all you wanted to play.

 

[STAMPEDE3]

Last time you fell in love and I fell asleep, good bye!

 

[02stampede]

This could be good...

Cant handle the pain train??? You may go now

 

[chrisheltra]

You wouldnt get on your knees and smile like a doughnut, its over!

 

[uh0h50]

we had our fun and i know i wouldn't do everything you wanted me to, but when you brought the cat into this, i just couldn't take it anymore.... it's over!

 

[mineralgrey01gt]

If you would have let me PIIHB then your mouth it would all good right now but you pulled a choke-n-puke on me and now I have to leave you, bye

 

[TRXboy]

Your sister just turned 18, sorry.

 

[Pow Pow]

I’m sorry but it's time for me to upgrade.

 

[97WHITEVENOM]

You'll never be happy with out me... you cant give my sister a reach-around...

 

[BlkTacoma]

You wont wear the sheep costume anymore. Goodbye

 

[OCSnk]

Here’s a break-up letter generator to help you people out:dw:

http://www.dearjohn.com/




Dear BlkTacoma ,

I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, this will make us both a lot better off, well me atleast.. This note will be the last memory you'll ever have of me, Im done with you because I decided to be with your best friend, my bad.. Don't let it get you all upset inside, I blame your father. It is because of your extreme mental problems that keep me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.

You'd be much better off finding a person that can deal with annoying way you stuff your face all day long while watching t.v. on the bed. I might miss certain things about you such as the time you came to my house and stunk the bathroom up

I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good. I think you'll find someone to have an unhealthy relationship based on physical attraction. And hopefully we will be incredibly far away.

Good riddance,OCSnk

 

[Terrminatted]

you don't deserve my PIIYB execution that i have

 

[MassHole]

sorry but your sister said she take it in the butt. so im done with you :lol1: