Blonde jokes

[ygohome]

Two blondes walk into a building...

 

[FordSVTFan]

And say "Ouch that freaking hurt"!!

 

[ygohome]

lol yep... youd think one of them would have seen it

 

[FordSVTFan]

It jumped out right in front of them when they were watching!

 

[IcantDo55]

How does a blonde turn the lights on after sex?

 

[IcantDo55]

She opens the car door!! Ba Da Boom!

 

[GoatDaddy]

what does a blonde SAY after sex?

"are you guys all on the same team?"

 

[GoatDaddy]

what does a blonde say when she finds out she's pregnant?

"is it mine?"

 

[LIGHTNING LARRY]

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?













Gifted!

 

[lilblond75]

Why all the blonde jokes all the time:shrug:


I think I have heard them all

 

[03DOHC]

Originally posted by lilblond75
Why all the blonde jokes all the time:shrug:


I think I have heard them all

haha! Those were pretty good.:-D

 

[08snake]

FUNNY STUFF!!!!

 

[GoatDaddy]

Originally posted by lilblond75
Why all the blonde jokes all the time:shrug:


Just because sometimes we talk to inanimate objects, trip over things that aren't there, walk into buildings, wear our clothes tag side out...and one time I made a tuna sandwich out of cat food, it doesn't mean you guys should pick on us!

:lol: :lol:
You know we all dig you.
I'm kind of blond too, and I'm stupid, but I still like blond jokes.

 

[LIGHTNING LARRY]

Originally posted by lilblond75
Why all the blonde jokes all the time:shrug:


I think I have heard them all

Because they fit. ;-) But of course not you Becca. Hehehehe

 

[stevieb]

Have you heard this one?
A ventriliquist is doing an act and he starts doing degrading blonde jokes, all of a sudden this 6'2 big blonde woman stands up and starts chastizing this guy for degrading women just because they're blonde. She points out that to him, see this blonde sitting next to me? Well she is a doctor, and this one here is a school teacher, and she continues to point out others and their accomplishments all while ripping this guy a new a@# for stereotyping women as dumb, inadequate, etc. The ventriliquist feels so bad, he starts to say "excuse me, Im sorry" When the woman blurts out " You be quiet mister and stay out of this, Im talking to the little bastard sitting on your knee"

 

[LIGHTNING LARRY]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:thumbsup:

 

[nj7703]

Why don't dumb blondes.....

AWWW CRAP!!!!!

Stupid dumb blond GF hit me. :loser: sure, that she's smart enough to figure out how to do :-D

 

[Big Daddy]

ok this one is my favorite blonde joke:

Why are blondes and computers alot alike???












Because you don't appreciate either one until they go down on you! :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

 

[LIGHTNING LARRY]

Another great one Greg.:beer:

 

[bbp42d]

Originally posted by snail50
what does a blonde SAY after sex?

"are you guys all on the same team?"

:dw: oh i see