Advice needed!!

[knight 64]

Please feel free to help with a very difficult decision I have to Make, well here it is The wife and the kids all flew out today for 3 days to attend a wedding in the Atlanta area.( Unfortunately) I can not attend due to work related responsibilities 1. Should I follow the long list of instructions the wife left me, including bout now limited to painting the guest bath room. 2. Should I call 4 buddies over and risk losing $500.00 playing poker, drinking good Kentucky Bourbon and smoking top shelf cigars. Thank you for your advise on this matter. Knight64

 

[ford fanatic]

I vote gambling and drinking.

 

[Coiled03]

Depends on where you want to sleep when she gets home.

 

[ViciousJay]

are you kidding me!?

option 2!!!!!

A man's gotta have a little fn in life, or hell i got one for you. After youve taken their money you can bet them to do choirs for you! haha win win

 

[JPD5801]

Depends on where you want to sleep when she gets home.

How comfortable is your couch?

 

[chvybeatsford]

Have the buddys help paint then play all the cards u want. Win win

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[xXGadfly09Xx]

Have the buddys help paint then play all the cards u want. Win win

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This

 

[black4vcobra]

Let me get this straight - the wife and kids are on a "vacation" spending your money (even if she works, it's still your money, you own her), and you are supposed to work and follow her instructions while she is gone? No chance! have your buddies over, play cards, get hammered and get a stripper there ASAP!

 

[Driver500]

Let me get this straight - the wife and kids are on a "vacation" spending your money (even if she works, it's still your money, you own her), and you are supposed to work and follow her instructions while she is gone? No chance! have your buddies over, play cards, get hammered and get a stripper there ASAP!

wut

 

[lobra97]

provide beer, have a paint party, then poker....or vice versa lol

 

[black4vcobra]

wut

A man owns his wife and prior to that a father owns his daughter. That's why a bride's family pays a dowry to a man to take care of a woman. Look it up, it has a historical basis.

 

[Rct851]

Roll having to do the chores into a bet

 

[Real2000CobraR]

Loser paints the room!

 

[matab14]

A man owns his wife and prior to that a father owns his daughter. That's why a bride's family pays a dowry to a man to take care of a woman. Look it up, it has a historical basis.

Good luck finding a woman that believes in that theory these days! lol :beer:

OP: I'd find a way to do both! Sleep is overrated! :rockon:

 

[matab14]

Double Post Fail

 

[knight 64]

Game on!

Tables up, game on, garage 6 pm sharp, 7 stud high low cards talk. Beverages, provided, Maker Mark, Grey Goose, Bud Light. Buddy's providing the cigars, Montecristo. We will see how the couch sleeps. Hope my luck changes, taking a butt whippen on scratch off tickets. Up dates will be provided.

 

[black4vcobra]

Good luck finding a woman that believes in that theory these days! lol :beer:

I'm working on it, just gotta find the ones with real low self esteem and it's a lot easier!

 

[knight 64]

tables set

Here's the table as she sits. We have Jeff who is back from Washington State. Jeff is the high roller of the group. He has a lake house for sale that's been sitting for over a year now and he's back for the weekend to do a property inspection. The Dodge Ram DD I own used to be Jeff's, he purchased it after a good weekend in Vegas. Then there's me and the rest of the slap dicks. The last time I played cards with Jeff I was down well over 100 bucks. Out of the blue a fellow player gets hungry, leaves the table and comes back with a bucket of KFC chicken. I think this had a very negative effect on Jeffs sytem. Ended the night only losing 40 bucks.

 

[Rotzs99]

Get wasted and play poker THEN paint bathroom and film wife's reaction.

 

[Machdup1]

Option #2 + Hookers and blow. What time should we all show up?