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A Stunning Senior Moment

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  1. CSCOBRA03

    CSCOBRA03 Well-Known Member Established Member

    Feb 2, 2003
    A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football
    game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next
    to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his
    generation. 'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost
    primitive one,' the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby
    to hear; 'The young people of today are much more advanced than people
    your age. We grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man
    Walking on the moon and the internet. We have cell phones, nuclear
    energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers, automated manufacturing,
    amazing. technologies, ...and,' pausing to take another drink of beer.

    The senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and
    said, ‘You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were
    young... so we invented them.

    Now, you arrogant little wimp, what are YOU doing for the next
    generation? The applause was resounding... I love senior citizens
    MDShelby and 01_Svt venom like this.

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