A friend Emailed this to me. Thought it was funny.
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls
out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico
our
glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need
to
drink out of the same glass twice either.
The Oregon boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
Mexican
and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so
many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the
same
ones twice.
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls
out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico
our
glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need
to
drink out of the same glass twice either.
The Oregon boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
Mexican
and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so
many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the
same
ones twice.
