Just got this Emailed to me. I thought it was a little corny, but it might his a silly spot with some of you.
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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his
toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom
and watch it
all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies
make me laugh.
I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
adjusting the knobs,
trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the
backside of the
TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and
there stood
Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his
toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom
and watch it
all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies
make me laugh.
I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
adjusting the knobs,
trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the
backside of the
TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and
there stood
Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
