73 yr old man kills a leopard with his bare hands

[Kovachian]

This is one hardcore, badass grandpa! My god...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8317484/

 

[poopnut2]

It said his neighbor helped him. He's not that hardcore.

 

[sharkall2003]

He is a badass, if a leopard attacked me I would a. try to run like a coward b. scream c. try to kick its ass and fail miserably or d. options a and b

 

[LogiWorld123]

“A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide-open mouth. I obeyed,” M’Mburugu said.


was god going for an even fight?

 

[Kovachian]

It said his neighbor helped him. He's not that hardcore.

Maybe you missed the part where it said he reached into the leopard's mouth and ripped out it's tongue, as the leopard was mauling his arm. Trust me bro, that is definitely hardcore. The leopard would've died no matter what, the neighbor only hastened the inevitable.

 

[ampstang]

That's pretty hardass. I don't think I'd stick my hand down it's throat though. I'd probably eye-gouge it and kick it in the nuts. Maybe, throw a noogie and indian sunburn on it too.

 

[poopnut2]

Maybe you missed the part where it said he reached into the leopard's mouth and ripped out it's tongue, as the leopard was mauling his arm. Trust me bro, that is definitely hardcore. The leopard would've died no matter what, the neighbor only hastened the inevitable.

That's pussy shit. I would've slapped the leopard, made it suck my wanger, and then have it cook me some pancakes.

WITHOUT THE HELP OF MY NEIGHBOR!

 

[LogiWorld123]

I've been attacked by a cougar before. Fortunately my arm broke its side mirror off.

 

[JD03Cobra]

I would skin the MF'er and hang in on my wall. Impressive to say the least. I believe this took place in South Africa. He's probably gets chased by wild elephants every other day.

 

[sharkbite]

That guy's got some big 'ol brass balls. At least now I know how to fend off a leopard attack.

 

[Kovachian]

That's pussy shit. I would've slapped the leopard, made it suck my wanger, and then have it cook me some pancakes.

WITHOUT THE HELP OF MY NEIGHBOR!

Well if you wanna jam your shlong into a mouth with huge fangs like that of a leopard, you should call the hospital ahead of time to make reservations. :thumbsup:

 

[LogiWorld123]

That guy's got some big 'ol brass balls. At least now I know how to fend off a leopard attack.

I recommend not listening to the hallucinations and using your machete to hack the leopard instead of sticking your hand in the fire.

 

[ampstang]

Agreed. A machete blade in the skull would stop any animal dead in it's tracks.

 

[poopnut2]

I recommend not listening to the hallucinations and using your machete to hack the leopard instead of sticking your hand in the fire.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I would've shoved the knife through it's jugular.


















After the pancakes of course.

 

[cobra_4]

That's pussy shit. I would've slapped the leopard, made it suck my wanger, and then have it cook me some pancakes.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

So let me make sure I have this all correct he had an angry leopard and a machete and he drops the machete and goes after the SOB with his bare hands? Bad ass? I think crazy ass fool is more like it.

 

[Kovachian]

.....Bad ass? ...........crazy ass fool......

Same thing.

 

[sharkbite]

Crazy? I don't think he had much of a choice in whether or not he got pounced.

 

[cobra_4]

Crazy for throwing down his damn weapon

 

[FordSVTFan]

The article fails to mention that the leopard was a minature leopard and only weighed 7 pounds :uh oh:

 

[matchb0x]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

So let me make sure I have this all correct he had an angry leopard and a machete and he drops the machete and goes after the SOB with his bare hands? Bad ass? I think crazy ass fool is more like it.

crazy like a fox :-D