These guys sound like definite winners:
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! - Telegraph
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! - Telegraph
2009 Darwin Award winners announced!
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No shit. Everyone just got finished dying for 2009 on December 31st. They can't release the winners until all the idiots for that year die. The ****ers who died in 2010 will get the award a year from now. Get it?
^don't mind him, he's just increasing his poast count
Ms Northcutt said: "It seems these guys were putting dynamite in every crevice they could find. It sounds so stupid that it creates a mental picture in my mind that can't help but bring a smile to my face."
I felt the same way when I read that:-D
I felt the same way when I read that:-D
Ms. Northcutt scoffs at genius in action, at dreams outside the box. The bank robbers naturally (and rightly) assumed that low-Earth orbit would be the best place to stash the cash and hide out. They just made an error in terms of delta-V.
Jim Snover
Jim Snover
Durrr, durrr, I just went by the date the article came out. Which was Jan 2nd, 2010. Hence me assuming they pulled this stunt in 2010 and wondering how could they win for 2009 when they did this shit in 2010.
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Whoever wrote that article should go back to school.
The dude didn't give a date as to when they did it, so I can see how you'd make that mistake if you went of the date the article was published, but the second paragraph did say "Wendy Northcutt, the founder of the annual awards, declared them the 2009 winners of the Darwin Awards..."
Oh well. I like the runners up and the previous winners at the end of the article. Polish dude cut his own head off to prove how macho he was.
That's what I'm saying. I assumed this is something that happened within the past two days....thinking "damn, they started early, but op messed it up, it's 2010 today".....
I still think the award winner is the woman who tried to masturbate with a jack hammer.
HAHAHAHA!!!! Tear it up!
Aaron (Sharkbite), I was just wondering where you were the other day- hadn't seen you post lately.
I witnessed a Darwin winner a long time ago. He was dressed in a gorilla suit, and his friends were driving him around a park. He would lean out of the car and scare people. That worked until the driver got too close to a sign on the side of the road. The gorilla guy was killed when the sign met the back of his head at about 15-20 miles an hour.
lol
I don't know about you guys, but this article blows me away. It has an explosive ending.:thumbsup:
Polish guy cuts own head off with CHAINSAW to prove how macho he is?
WHAT?
WHAT?
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