Here's my first (after blower) road kill story
last night I cruised into this parking lot to check out the scene, as it turns out it was all kids with mom & dads car 4 door honda and the odd "souped up" rocket. So this idiot walks up to the guy standing beside my car and asked him what was wrong with the car making all the noise? --- couldn't be the girls car right?
I looked over and told him it's my car and sarcastically that the whistling was my water pump....(uhhhh blower) Obviously he'd never heard one. He then told me how he had the fastest 2.2 honda there and wanted to race, he runs 11 seconds! -- what a champ!
So I told him that if he runs 11's my car must do a low 6 (that's the 5-second rule right) and I didn't need to street race him to prove I was faster because my paint is faster than his car.
He left.... unimpressed. As I left the playground, these idiots follow me out, I get on the highway and they pull up around me dropping gears (except for those in automatics) So I pace with them for a while, then as traffic is starting to slow ahead, I finally get fed up of their bull$hit and dropped to fourth and pull away at half throttle like they're standing still. It wasn't even a challenge. They didn't bother to come up again, they just turned off with their muffler between their legs! Except for the King with the Subaru, he wanted another go..... so I gave him a spanking and off he went.
will they ever learn?
last night I cruised into this parking lot to check out the scene, as it turns out it was all kids with mom & dads car 4 door honda and the odd "souped up" rocket. So this idiot walks up to the guy standing beside my car and asked him what was wrong with the car making all the noise? --- couldn't be the girls car right?
I looked over and told him it's my car and sarcastically that the whistling was my water pump....(uhhhh blower) Obviously he'd never heard one. He then told me how he had the fastest 2.2 honda there and wanted to race, he runs 11 seconds! -- what a champ!
So I told him that if he runs 11's my car must do a low 6 (that's the 5-second rule right) and I didn't need to street race him to prove I was faster because my paint is faster than his car.
He left.... unimpressed. As I left the playground, these idiots follow me out, I get on the highway and they pull up around me dropping gears (except for those in automatics) So I pace with them for a while, then as traffic is starting to slow ahead, I finally get fed up of their bull$hit and dropped to fourth and pull away at half throttle like they're standing still. It wasn't even a challenge. They didn't bother to come up again, they just turned off with their muffler between their legs! Except for the King with the Subaru, he wanted another go..... so I gave him a spanking and off he went.
will they ever learn?
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