Ewwww, made me remember going to Panama City in ‘01 with some buddies. Ending up going home from Club La Vela with some older girl, friend of a friend, and both drunk as hell. Went for the muff dive and damn near choked on hair, plowed and passed out. Next morning guys asked where I went and I told them I went home with the “First Lady” and proceeded to describe Ms Bush from the night before. Saw hehe out several times after and the nickname stuck. Yup, still an asshole.