NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS

98 svt said:

Do they just shit out in the open like that in Japan?

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lol are you shy?

03Sssnake said:

lol are you shy?

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Shitting in jail is still the #1 worst experience of my life. Even tops holding the flashlight for Dad.

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Tezz500 said:

I don’t think I’ve met any actual flat earthers.

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Unfortunately I have. He is a technician for a SATCOM ground terminal. I asked him to explain the orbital characteristics of our system's constellation, or even to just define the word "orbit". Hasn't spoken to me since.....

PhoenixM3 said:

Unfortunately I have. He is a technician for a SATCOM ground terminal. I asked him to explain the orbital characteristics of our system's constellation, or even to just define the word "orbit". Hasn't spoken to me since.....

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Sounds like the type to support Palestine while sporting his pride gear...

jessie_sanders said:

Shitting in jail is still the #1 worst experience of my life.
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I hadn’t thought about it until you said something but I have to agree.

Taking a shit at Parris Island isn’t even a distant second.

jessie_sanders said:

Shitting in jail is still the #1 worst experience of my life. Even tops holding the flashlight for Dad.

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_Snake_ said:

I hadn’t thought about it until you said something but I have to agree.

Taking a shit at Parris Island isn’t even a distant second.

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You guys are weird. As long as Im the one taking a shit and Im not in immediate danger of getting shanked I got no problems, who ever has to watch me does.

*Jay* said:

You guys are weird. As long as Im the one taking a shit and Im not in immediate danger of getting shanked I got no problems, who ever has to watch me does.

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Taking the actual shit wasn’t the issue. It was the fear of getting shanked and trying to defend myself with my pants around my ankles.

_Snake_ said:

Taking the actual shit wasn’t the issue. It was the fear of getting shanked and trying to defend myself with my pants around my ankles.

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So everyone I ever saw hang their pants up to drop a deuce was a convict then??? Makes more sense that way. If you had a poop knife you could have defended yourself better, I think someone is laser engraving those for people here.

03Sssnake said:

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

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Hell yeah!!! This would be her ride for sure

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*Jay* said:

So everyone I ever saw hang their pants up to drop a deuce was a convict then??? Makes more sense that way. If you had a poop knife you could have defended yourself better, I think someone is laser engraving those for people here.

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Legit just laughed out loud.

jessie_sanders said:

Shitting in jail is still the #1 worst experience of my life. Even tops holding the flashlight for Dad.

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Used to work with a guy that drove a lo boy. He told me his wife knew he had to go cause he'd come home missing a sock. He'd pull over on the shoulder and get in between the tractor and the lo boy and pop a squat watching cars blow by at 80 mph

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*Jay* said:

So everyone I ever saw hang their pants up to drop a deuce was a convict then??? Makes more sense that way. If you had a poop knife you could have defended yourself better, I think someone is laser engraving those for people here.

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Im no convict, but there are times at home that I KNOW I’m taking a shower when I’m done, so there’s no reason to keep a shirt or pants on during battle.

03Sssnake said:

You will atleast get a handie and probably even a BJ on the first date. I bet she ****s like the government!

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Of course she does, she IS the government...

kazman said:

Of course she does, she IS the government...

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Well that was kind of the point I was making..bit tongue in cheek.

_Snake_ said:

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Damn, how disappointed I was when I saw the non photoshopped pic

jessie_sanders said:

Shitting in jail is still the #1 worst experience of my life. Even tops holding the flashlight for Dad.

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I held it for the entire week I was in Santa Rita. Lol
Same with the first week of basic training. I was starting to get worried. Lol

98 svt said:

Damn, how disappointed I was when I saw the non photoshopped pic

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She’s taking too much noassatall

03Sssnake said:

Well that was kind if the point I was making..bit tongue in cheek.

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I'd put my tongue in her cheek...