This photo has turned my into a giggling school girl.. MY god thank you for that!! This is the best thread in the history of threads on Earth.. on the internet!!! :banana::pop::beer:
But my wife won't like it!
A Golfer accidentally overturned his cart.
Elizabeth, a "beautiful" real golfer who lived in a villa on the
golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him.
"Hey, are you okay, what's your name?"
"Willis," he replied.
"Willis forget your troubles...
José and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as José, but collects only about $8.00 or $9..00 a day.
José brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot...