This photo has turned my into a giggling school girl.. MY god thank you for that!! This is the best thread in the history of threads on Earth.. on the internet!!! :banana::pop::beer:
But my wife won't like it!
A Golfer accidentally overturned his cart.
Elizabeth, a "beautiful" real golfer who lived in a villa on the
golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him.
"Hey, are you okay, what's your name?"
"Willis," he replied.
"Willis forget your troubles...
José and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as José, but collects only about $8.00 or $9..00 a day.
José brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot...
I've read several here and there and never found one funny, I seriously wish they would stop cause they are basically just a big waste of space on my screen. ugh :xpl:
2 things..
First I don't feel sorry for him, what made him think this was a good idea and he would have "fun" doing it is beyond me.
Secondly, I see a high powered rifle and headline reading something along the lines of, "no known reason for this senseless killing" in this kids future.