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We need to organize a meeting of some of the ****ed up people from this thread. See how fast jokes can get you kicked out of a bar.

A trivia night would be funny "READ IT OUT LOUD!"

I was sitting at the bar, drinking a beer, waiting on my food and I got a call. I answered the phone, “Hamilton County Abortion Center and Pizza Emporium where yesterday’s mistakes are today’s toppings.” Guy at the bar with his wife, within earshot, spit out his beer and proceeded to choke and laugh at the same time.


A coat hanger can bring out the kid in you.
 

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I was sitting at the bar, drinking a beer, waiting on my food and I got a call. I answered the phone, “Hamilton County Abortion Center and Pizza Emporium where yesterday’s mistakes are today’s toppings.” Guy at the bar with his wife, within earshot, spit out his beer and proceeded to choke and laugh at the same time.


A coat hanger can bring out the kid in you.
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I need to attend more kids' birthdqy parties....
...as a friend no you ****ing don't.
Lmao.

I'm going to tell jokes out of reflex that are not age appropriate

I have a lot of follow up examples (relax no pedo shit). But if I hear "hickory dickory" as a group, I will have a different second line.
 
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I was sitting at the bar, drinking a beer, waiting on my food and I got a call. I answered the phone, “Hamilton County Abortion Center and Pizza Emporium where yesterday’s mistakes are today’s toppings.” Guy at the bar with his wife, within earshot, spit out his beer and proceeded to choke and laugh at the same time.


A coat hanger can bring out the kid in you.

You make em we bake em.
 

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