The Democratic Party had one of the worst political slogans for a candidate. It read, "Vote for Al Smith and Make Your Wet Dreams Come True." Al Smith was against prohibition.
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I'm using this at some point.The scrotum is the most elastic human skin.
A Republican’s scrotum can, on average, stretch to cover a regulation NFL football.
A Democrat’s scrotum, at it's limit, can stretch around an entire chikpea.
When Andrew Jackson's political opponents called him a "jackass," he embraced the insult and put a donkey on his campaign posters. The Democratic Party has used it as their symbol ever since.
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Party of the jackasses. How fitting.
The current US flag features 50 stars and was designed by Robert G. Heft. Heft initially created the American flag in 1958 as the school project during his junior year in high school. Heft scored a B- in his project but was promised by Stanley Pratt, his teacher, that his grade would be reconsidered if the United States Congress was to accept the design for the flag. Heft's design was not only chosen but also adopted by the 1959 presidential proclamation.
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@CV355 we have some experimenting to do.
AgreedThey're also flammable. After what that stupid thing did to my yard and front door yesterday, fire is not out of the question
But did Robert's teacher fix his grade?
White sand beaches in Hawaii and the Maldives are primarily made from parrot fish poop.
Thanks for that. You couldn't have posted a couple of days ago?
Wife informed me on Thursday that she booked us to Kona for all of January. Yuck! Why does she keep forcing me to go to these shitholes? Why can't I just go to Phoenix or anywhere in Florida like every other canadian?
I better fix my attitude and pretend to enjoy it.