NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS

[mosconiac]

 

[eric0o1]

 

[mysterio]

Rage Quit - Slender - YouTube

LOL, their dialogue was hilarious.

Gamer 1: "let's just stay here for the next 12 hours, the sun will be up."

Gamer 2: "it's not Skyrim, you ****ing moron!"

Well worth watching the whole clip just to listen to them.

 

[stkjock]

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[charba951]

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs."

I said "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....",

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. "See this ****ing badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!"

I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs.....

"Your badge, show him your ****ing BADGE!!"

ROFL! :lol:

 

[07vert]

lmfao :lol::lol:

 

[jenkins_1120]

PSY - GANGNAM STYLE (

 

[darkpony02]

[youtube_browser]n2E3URktJbs[/youtube_browser]

Wow! I'd heard stories about semi tires taking people out, but that was hilarious!

 

[03snkvert]

[youtube_browser]n2E3URktJbs[/youtube_browser]

Dang..... That was a lot of Blood!

 

[stkjock]

 

[andreas.e]

PSY - GANGNAM STYLE (

Damn, 41 million views in ONE month. That is pretty bad ass.

Not funny though. Asian LMFAO rip off and the only words I hear is "Open condom style".

 

[99PunisherSVT]

Damn, 41 million views in ONE month. That is pretty bad ass.

Not funny though. Asian LMFAO rip off and the only words I hear is "Open condom style".

You're right: not funny... except that kid dancing in the very beginning. That was funny.

 

[andreas.e]

You're right: not funny... except that kid dancing in the very beginning. That was funny.

Maaaybe a little funny.

Did you hear them sing "Open condom style" in the chorus?

 

[Mulldune]

didnt want to quote such as big pic,but I feel this burros pain

 

[99PunisherSVT]

Maaaybe a little funny.

Did you hear them sing "Open condom style" in the chorus?

Lmao yes

 

[Uncle Meat]

Asian LMFAO rip off and the only words I hear is "Open condom style".

Maaaybe a little funny.

Did you hear them sing "Open condom style" in the chorus?

The phrase is Gangdum Style. Gangdum is a very expensive area of Seoul in South Korea. Basically "Gangdum Style" means high end or high class... you know big pimpin' and all...

U.M.

 

[mnewxcv]

 

[Mystic-SVT]

didnt want to quote such as big pic,but I feel this burros pain

His dick in your ass? Is that the pain you feel? :??:

 

[98 svt]

 

[F8LBITEva]

that bear is awesome