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Road Side Pub
Who Here Has Paid For Sex?
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<blockquote data-quote="apex svt" data-source="post: 16129108" data-attributes="member: 139211"><p>I guess this isn’t a hooker but fitting enough and hilarious. </p><p>I have this buddy who got liquored up one weekend went into Chicago with a few friends to the strip joint. Got this stripper’s number. Texts back and forth for about 2 weeks, comes home that third weekend and says “I got married” </p><p>Her: horrible tattoos head to toe (one across the chest saying beautiful diasaster) had her two teeth removed to have vampire fangs installed, no license from dui, no job since she’s married now. </p><p>Fast forward 4 long months, he decides this wasn’t a good idea. Kicks her out, she calls says she’s pregnant. Yes, dumbass was hitting it raw. She goes in to get her check up for the baby, doc says you also have an std. calls my buddy to let him know he now has an std as well. </p><p>I couldn’t make this up if I tried.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="apex svt, post: 16129108, member: 139211"] I guess this isn’t a hooker but fitting enough and hilarious. I have this buddy who got liquored up one weekend went into Chicago with a few friends to the strip joint. Got this stripper’s number. Texts back and forth for about 2 weeks, comes home that third weekend and says “I got married” Her: horrible tattoos head to toe (one across the chest saying beautiful diasaster) had her two teeth removed to have vampire fangs installed, no license from dui, no job since she’s married now. Fast forward 4 long months, he decides this wasn’t a good idea. Kicks her out, she calls says she’s pregnant. Yes, dumbass was hitting it raw. She goes in to get her check up for the baby, doc says you also have an std. calls my buddy to let him know he now has an std as well. I couldn’t make this up if I tried. [/QUOTE]
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