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Road Side Pub
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<blockquote data-quote="MDShelby" data-source="post: 16677111" data-attributes="member: 134562"><p>Last one until Tuesday! Enjoy the rest of your week, your weekend and your holiday, if you get off for it like me!!</p><p></p><p><strong>A Canadian angler had a few too many to drink and decided to go ice fishing. He grabbed his gear, stepped out onto the ice, and started to cut a hole when he heard a booming voice shout:</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>“THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The man jumped up and looked around, but he didn’t see anyone. He carried on cutting into the ice, and again, the voice boomed:</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>”THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Still nobody. Was he going mad? The man stumbled to a new spot and started drilling another hole when the voice shouted for a third time:</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>”THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The man looked up into the blinding light and said ”Is that you, God?”</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The voice answered, ”NO YOU IDIOT. IT’S THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK!”</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MDShelby, post: 16677111, member: 134562"] Last one until Tuesday! Enjoy the rest of your week, your weekend and your holiday, if you get off for it like me!! [B]A Canadian angler had a few too many to drink and decided to go ice fishing. He grabbed his gear, stepped out onto the ice, and started to cut a hole when he heard a booming voice shout: “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!” The man jumped up and looked around, but he didn’t see anyone. He carried on cutting into the ice, and again, the voice boomed: ”THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!” Still nobody. Was he going mad? The man stumbled to a new spot and started drilling another hole when the voice shouted for a third time: ”THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!” The man looked up into the blinding light and said ”Is that you, God?” The voice answered, ”NO YOU IDIOT. IT’S THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK!”[/B] [/QUOTE]
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