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  1. ssssnake

    ssssnake LL's MEAN Landlady Established Member

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    On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students pointing out some of the rules:

    "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

    He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

    At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"
     
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  2. 03cobra#694

    03cobra#694 Want to play a game? Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Hahahaha
     
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  3. tvspower

    tvspower Active Member Established Member

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    Yes.......
    FANTASTIC
    Thxs
     
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  4. MDShelby

    MDShelby Well-Known Member Established Member

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    Smart and hasn't even taken a class yet. Lol!!
     
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