Got this from another forum and thought I'd share.
Dear Charlie Sherrill,
Over the past six months, your son Robert has been causing
quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this
behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the
store. Our complaints against Robert are listed below
and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1.June 15:
Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's carts when they weren't looking.=2 0
2. July 2:
Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute intervals.
3. July 7:
Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.
4. July 19:
Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'
5. August 4:
Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of
M&M's on layaway.
6. August 14:
Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.
7. August 15:
Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows
and blankets from the bedding department.
8. August 23:
When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying
and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me
alone?'
9. September 4:
Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10:
While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the
clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3:My Favorite
Darted around the store, suspiciously, while loudly humming
the Mission Impossible' theme ..
12. October 6:
In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna
look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18:
Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME!
14. October 21:
When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed
a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE
VOICES AGAIN!'
And last, but not least...
15. October 23:
Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet
paper in here!'
Dear Charlie Sherrill,
Over the past six months, your son Robert has been causing
quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this
behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the
store. Our complaints against Robert are listed below
and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1.June 15:
Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's carts when they weren't looking.=2 0
2. July 2:
Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute intervals.
3. July 7:
Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.
4. July 19:
Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'
5. August 4:
Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of
M&M's on layaway.
6. August 14:
Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.
7. August 15:
Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows
and blankets from the bedding department.
8. August 23:
When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying
and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me
alone?'
9. September 4:
Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10:
While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the
clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3:My Favorite
Darted around the store, suspiciously, while loudly humming
the Mission Impossible' theme ..
12. October 6:
In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna
look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18:
Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME!
14. October 21:
When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed
a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE
VOICES AGAIN!'
And last, but not least...
15. October 23:
Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet
paper in here!'