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Two old guys
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<blockquote data-quote="harry gilbert" data-source="post: 10430971" data-attributes="member: 4763"><p>Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.</p><p></p><p>The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. </p><p></p><p>The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.</p><p></p><p>The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."</p><p></p><p>So, on the way home the 80-year-old stops at the bakery.</p><p></p><p>As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.</p><p></p><p>He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"</p><p></p><p>She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"</p><p></p><p>He said, "I want 5 loaves." </p><p></p><p>She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."</p><p></p><p>He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="harry gilbert, post: 10430971, member: 4763"] Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home the 80-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves." She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard." He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me." [/QUOTE]
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