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Road Side Pub
Two Men in Walmart
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<blockquote data-quote="CSCOBRA03" data-source="post: 16552526" data-attributes="member: 8101"><p><strong>Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart</strong> <strong>when they collide.</strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong>The old guy says to the young guy,</strong> <strong>"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,</strong> <strong>and I guess I</strong> <strong>wasn't paying attention to where I was going."</strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong>The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a</strong> <strong>coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little</strong> <strong>desperate."</strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong>The old guy says,</strong> <strong>"Well, maybe I can help you find her...</strong> <strong>what does she look like?"</strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong>The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall,</strong> <strong>with red hair,</strong> <strong>blue eyes, is buxom... wearing no bra,</strong> <strong>long legs, and is</strong> <strong>wearing short shorts.</strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong>What does</strong> <strong>your</strong> <strong>wife look like?'</strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong>To which the old guy says, "Doesn't</strong> <strong>matter,</strong> <strong>--- let's look for yours."</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CSCOBRA03, post: 16552526, member: 8101"] [b]Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart[/b] [b]when they collide.[/b] [b]The old guy says to the young guy,[/b] [b]"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,[/b] [b]and I guess I[/b] [b]wasn't paying attention to where I was going."[/b] [b]The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a[/b] [b]coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little[/b] [b]desperate."[/b] [b]The old guy says,[/b] [b]"Well, maybe I can help you find her...[/b] [b]what does she look like?"[/b] [b]The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall,[/b] [b]with red hair,[/b] [b]blue eyes, is buxom... wearing no bra,[/b] [b]long legs, and is[/b] [b]wearing short shorts.[/b] [b]What does[/b] [b]your[/b] [b]wife look like?'[/b] [b]To which the old guy says, "Doesn't[/b] [b]matter,[/b] [b]--- let's look for yours."[/b] [/QUOTE]
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