Two Cowboys

[CSCOBRA03]

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One said, "think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'These feel just like your sister's." Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.

 

[me32]

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One said, "think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'These feel just like your sister's." Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.

Im dead lol

 

[PaxtonShelby]

Wouldn’t work for me. My wife’s boobies are way bigger than her sister’s.

 

[FJohnny]

Wouldn’t work for me. My wife’s boobies are way bigger than her sister’s.

LOL. For God's sake, dude.....just say her mom's instead!

 

[72MachOne99GT]

Wouldn’t work for me. My wife’s boobies are way bigger than her sister’s.

Yea, but how do they feel in comparison?

@PaxtonShelbyWife
@PaxtonShelbySisterInLaw

*Popcorn*

 

[PaxtonShelby]

LOL!!!!

First time I met her sister she was already engaged. So I didn’t feelies her boobies.

 

[me32]

Wouldn’t work for me. My wife’s boobies are way bigger than her sister’s.

Prove it lol

 

[PaxtonShelby]

Prove it lol

To be more accurate...I should have said her sister’s boobies are smaller than my wife’s...

 

[nxhappy]

smaller boobs in my situation hahaha

 

[RSbeast]

I thought the rodeo was doing it with the lights off and then your friend walks in and hits the lights and you have to keep trying to ride it?

 

[72MachOne99GT]

I thought it was calling her a cow and holding on...hence “rodeo”

 

[PhoenixM3]

Wouldn’t work for me. My wife’s boobies are way bigger than her sister’s.

Then tell her that her sister is tighter....

 

[svtfocus2cobra]

What if she only has a brother?

 

[jeffh81]

What if she only has a brother?

 

[03cobra#694]

Hahahahaha
I'd say the neighbors.