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Road Side Pub
Tuesday Jokes
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<blockquote data-quote="MDShelby" data-source="post: 17032325" data-attributes="member: 134562"><p><strong>At a Proctologist's door:</strong> "To expedite your visit, please back in."</p><p></p><p><strong>On a Plumber's truck:</strong> "We repair what your husband fixed."</p><p></p><p><strong>On another Plumber's truck:</strong> "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."</p><p></p><p><strong>In a Nonsmoking Area:</strong> "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."</p><p></p><p><strong>At a Propane Filling Station: </strong>"Thank heaven for little grills."</p><p></p><p><strong>Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck: </strong>"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises."</p><p><strong>_______________________________________________________</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MDShelby, post: 17032325, member: 134562"] [B]At a Proctologist's door:[/B] "To expedite your visit, please back in." [B]On a Plumber's truck:[/B] "We repair what your husband fixed." [B]On another Plumber's truck:[/B] "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." [B]In a Nonsmoking Area:[/B] "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action." [B]At a Propane Filling Station: [/B]"Thank heaven for little grills." [B]Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck: [/B]"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises." [B]_______________________________________________________[/B] [/QUOTE]
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