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Road Side Pub
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<blockquote data-quote="MDShelby" data-source="post: 16674093" data-attributes="member: 134562"><p><strong>A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were</strong></p><p><strong>in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything</strong></p><p><strong>they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls</strong></p><p><strong>that slid open, then slid shut.</strong></p><p><strong>The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father</strong></p><p><strong>(never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have</strong></p><p><strong>never seen anything like this in my life, I don"t know</strong></p><p><strong>what it is."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>While the boy and his father were watching with</strong></p><p><strong>amazement, an old lady in a wheel chair moved</strong></p><p><strong>up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls</strong></p><p><strong>opened, and the old lady rolled between them into a small</strong></p><p><strong>room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father</strong></p><p><strong>watched the small numbers above the walls light up</strong></p><p><strong>sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached</strong></p><p><strong>the last number, and then the numbers began to light</strong></p><p><strong>in the reverse order.</strong></p><p><strong>Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous,</strong></p><p><strong>young woman stepped out.</strong></p><p><strong>The father, not taking his eyes off her, said quietly to</strong></p><p><strong>his son....."Go get your Mother."</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MDShelby, post: 16674093, member: 134562"] [B]A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that slid open, then slid shut. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don"t know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the old lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, young woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off her, said quietly to his son....."Go get your Mother."[/B] [/QUOTE]
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