Tuesday joke

MDShelby

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A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were
in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything
they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls
that slid open, then slid shut.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father
(never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have
never seen anything like this in my life, I don"t know
what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with
amazement, an old lady in a wheel chair moved
up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened, and the old lady rolled between them into a small
room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father
watched the small numbers above the walls light up
sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached
the last number, and then the numbers began to light
in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous,
young woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off her, said quietly to
his son....."Go get your Mother."
 

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LOL!
 

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