Tuesday Joke

MDShelby

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There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

“Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?” the biker says, menacingly as I burst into tears.

“This is the worst day of my life”, I say. “I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in sit here watching the poison dissolve and then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how’s your day going?”
 

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