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  1. ssssnake

    ssssnake LL's MEAN Landlady Established Member

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    A girl was given a tea set for her second birthday. It became one of her favorite toys, and when her mother went away for a few weeks to care for her sick aunt, the toddler loved to take her father a little cup of tea, which was just water really, while he was engrossed watching the news on TV. He sipped each "cup of tea" he was brought and lavished generous praise on the taste, leaving the little girl immensely proud.

    Eventually, the mother returned home and the father couldn't wait to show her how his little princess had been looking after him. On cue, the girl took him his "cup of tea," and he sipped it before praising it to the heavens.

    The mother watched him drink it and said: "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?" :eek::eek:
     
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  2. PaxtonShelby

    PaxtonShelby FRULE10 Established Member

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    Haha at least she wasn’t making him lemonade...
     
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    03cobra#694 Want to play a game? Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Hahahahahaha, I was waiting for it to be vodka.
     
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  4. ssssnake

    ssssnake LL's MEAN Landlady Established Member

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    A little vodka "tea" would be nice, but I think he would have noticed. :)
     
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    MDShelby Well-Known Member Established Member

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    Ha ha!!
     
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  6. derklug

    derklug Seriously? No, never. Established Member

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    Maybe he was from Flint where the water does burn going down.
     
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    tvspower Active Member Established Member

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    Very good.....
     
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  8. RustyRodder

    RustyRodder Fauxbra powered Established Member

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    This wasn't a joke for my dad...
     
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