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<blockquote data-quote="ssssnake" data-source="post: 16074737" data-attributes="member: 4213"><p>A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch, he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. </p><p></p><p>"Mind if I have a few?" he asks. </p><p></p><p>"No, not at all!" the woman replied.</p><p> </p><p>They chatted for an hour and, as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl. </p><p></p><p>"I'm terribly sorry for eating all your peanuts. I really just meant to eat a few." </p><p></p><p>"Oh, that's all right," the woman says. "Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ssssnake, post: 16074737, member: 4213"] A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch, he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few?" he asks. "No, not at all!" the woman replied. They chatted for an hour and, as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl. "I'm terribly sorry for eating all your peanuts. I really just meant to eat a few." "Oh, that's all right," the woman says. "Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them." [/QUOTE]
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