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<blockquote data-quote="MDShelby" data-source="post: 16600909" data-attributes="member: 134562"><p>My last day this week and I am leaving early at that. Have a good weekend and Happy Easter to those that celebrate..</p><p></p><p><strong>Ever since I was a child, I'd always had a fear of someone under my </strong></p><p><strong>bed at night. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>So, I went to a shrink and told him: </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>“I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody </strong></p><p><strong>under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy” </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid </strong></p><p><strong>of those fears.” </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>“How much do you charge?” </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>“One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>“I'll sleep on it,” I said. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Six months later the doctor met me on the street. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>“Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” He asked. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>“Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00. A </strong></p><p><strong>bartender cured me for $10.00. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a </strong></p><p><strong>new pickup truck.” </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>“Is that so? With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, </strong></p><p><strong>did a bartender cure you?” </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.” </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>It's always better to get a second opinion...</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MDShelby, post: 16600909, member: 134562"] My last day this week and I am leaving early at that. Have a good weekend and Happy Easter to those that celebrate.. [b]Ever since I was a child, I'd always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So, I went to a shrink and told him: “I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy” "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.” “How much do you charge?” “One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor. “I'll sleep on it,” I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” He asked. “Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck.” “Is that so? With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?” “He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.” It's always better to get a second opinion...[/b] [/QUOTE]
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