Store employee: You have to wear a mask in here.
Me: I can't, it's a class 4 felony violation of section 24-1 (a)(9), no wearing of a mask while carrying a gun.
Store employee: Wait... what?!!
Me: I can't, it's a class 4 felony violation of section 24-1 (a)(9), no wearing of a mask while carrying a gun.
Store employee: Wait... what?!!