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Store employee: You have to wear a mask in here.

Me: I can't, it's a class 4 felony violation of section 24-1 (a)(9), no wearing of a mask while carrying a gun.

Store employee: Wait... what?!!
 

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Store employee: You have to wear a mask in here.

Me: I can't, it's a class 4 felony violation of section 24-1 (a)(9), no wearing of a mask while carrying a gun.

Store employee: Wait... what?!!

I say this as gun-toting dude myself:

And yet the irony of carrying guns for protection, while simultaneously bitching about wearing a mask seems to be lost on so many people.

Also the same people: "We reserve the right to deny you service if we don't agree with your lifestyle! No cake for you!"
 

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