The 9 most bad@$$ bible verses

DaleM

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ha gotta love Moses, he was gawd's earthly mafioso debt collector.
 

Jefe

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badass and bible verses dont really go in the same sentence too well
 

03_SVT_Freak

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i liekd the "he didnt curse back, he called a curse and ****ing bears ate them!"

dont **** with god, or bears will eat you!

lmao!!!!!!!!!!1
 

svtfocus2cobra

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I'm with you on the skewed verses but this was damn funny!

God listened carefully to their complaints, weighed their points, then made the earth eat them alive. The text does not make it clear whether or not the earth made that "OM NOM NOM" sound, so scholars are forced to speculate
:lol1::lol:
 

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